Knock on Tennesse

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Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in Alabama

when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the

dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his

friend.

A local sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and

rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write

the story and says, "I'll title it 'Young Bama Fan Saves Friend From

Vicious Animal.'"

"But I'm not a Bama fan," the little hero replies."Sorry, since we're in

Alabama, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts

writing again.

He asks "How does Auburn Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack sound?"

"I'm not an Auburn fan either," the boy says. Oh, I thought everyone in

Alabama was either for the Tide or the Tigers. What team do you root

for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Tennessee Vols fan," said the boy.

The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook, and writes: "

Little Redneck B*stard From Tennessee Kills Beloved Family Pet

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Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in Alabama

when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the

dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his

friend.

A local sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and

rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write

the story and says, "I'll title it 'Young Bama Fan Saves Friend From

Vicious Animal.'"

"But I'm not a Bama fan," the little hero replies."Sorry, since we're in

Alabama, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts

writing again.

He asks "How does Auburn Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack sound?"

"I'm not an Auburn fan either," the boy says. Oh, I thought everyone in

Alabama was either for the Tide or the Tigers. What team do you root

for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Tennessee Vols fan," said the boy.

The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook, and writes: "

Little Redneck B*stard From Tennessee Kills Beloved Family Pet

   

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thats a good one....i've seen many versions of it with different teams, but it always makes me laugh