OKieAuburnDoug 1 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 I didnt write this. Thought yall might get a kick out of it. Delusional Notre Dame Fan ....cue Bud Light Music............... "Bud Light Presents, Real Men of Genius" (Reaaaaal Men Of Genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan. (Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Faaaaaan!) Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking. (We're That Good I Promise!) Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Irish lose to a grossly inferior opponent (How'd Navy score fifty fouuuuuur?) Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born. (Those were the daaaaaays!) You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season. (Been playing since the 1870s!) Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease. (We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!) So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year. (Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUwareagle84 0 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Someone needs to turn that into Bama. They are just as bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUslug 1 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Someone needs to turn that into Bama. They are just as bad. If not worse. I have already heard that Alabama is going to win the IB this year, and that Saban is gonna "git" every recruit he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WJB 0 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Slug, Saban doesn't have to "git" any recruits. They come and bow at his feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DyeEraTiger 0 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 I didnt write this. Thought yall might get a kick out of it. Delusional Notre Dame Fan ....cue Bud Light Music............... "Bud Light Presents, Real Men of Genius" (Reaaaaal Men Of Genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan. (Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Faaaaaan!) Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking. (We're That Good I Promise!) Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Irish lose to a grossly inferior opponent (How'd Navy score fifty fouuuuuur?) Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born. (Those were the daaaaaays!) You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season. (Been playing since the 1870s!) Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease. (We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!) So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year. (Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan!) Why do the rest of us even bother to field teams?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUslug 1 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Slug, Saban doesn't have to "git" any recruits. They come and bow at his feet. Then they go pay homage at Bear's statue, fire up the song that we both know so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cehuff21 0 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 The funny thing is. Alabama's defense was never the problem. It was the offense. Saban is a good coach don't get me wrong. But Offense isn't his specialty it's offense. So ok he's going to fix the defense that's not broken. What's he going to do about the offense? The Dolphins defense ranked 5th in the NFL but the awesome was ranked like in the 20s. They'll be us sooner or later there's no avoiding that but I think it will be later than sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OKieAuburnDoug 1 Posted January 8, 2007 Author Share Posted January 8, 2007 But Offense isn't his specialty it's offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupperClub 0 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 The funny thing is. Alabama's defense was never the problem. It was the offense. Saban is a good coach don't get me wrong. But Offense isn't his specialty it's offense. So ok he's going to fix the defense that's not broken. What's he going to do about the offense? The Dolphins defense ranked 5th in the NFL but the awesome was ranked like in the 20s. They'll be us sooner or later there's no avoiding that but I think it will be later than sooner. This post may be justification for charging cehuff21 with a PUI (Posting Under the Influence). Just what were you doing around 9:30 last night, cehuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthLink02 8 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 The funny thing is. Alabama's defense was never the problem. It was the offense. Saban is a good coach don't get me wrong. But Offense isn't his specialty it's offense. So ok he's going to fix the defense that's not broken. What's he going to do about the offense? The Dolphins defense ranked 5th in the NFL but the awesome was ranked like in the 20s. They'll be us sooner or later there's no avoiding that but I think it will be later than sooner. Agree but Bama on the whole needed more discpline even on D. Saban will bring that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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