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Keep your fingers crossed....That my friend who is my ride to Tuscaloosa this weekend stops being a p***y (meaning, a typical bammer fan) and being sick. He's talking about not going and if he doesn't go I can't be there to witness to glory of practice football and alcoholism! WOOOOO Raw Taghd....LMFAO

The back story as to why I'm stranded is because the car I am driving right now is a 1996 Ford Explorer. It was my first car that I was stuck driving when I was 16. Well I normally drive a 2000 Mustang GT but the ABS and TCS both went out and the part I need is taking longer than expected to arrive so it's sitting at a dealership being fixed, whilst I drive this turd of a car with no air conditioning and 10 year old tires. I bet the car doesn't appreciate being called a bammer car

I need to be there. I need to get drunk in God's own playground! That is just Sad....really, really Sad.

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Bama Buc

Keep your fingers crossed....That my friend who is my ride to Tuscaloosa this weekend stops being a p***y (meaning, a typical bammer fan) and being sick. He's talking about not going and if he doesn't go I can't be there to witness to glory of practice football and alcoholism! WOOOOO Raw Taghd....LMFAO

The back story as to why I'm stranded is because the car I am driving right now is a 1996 Ford Explorer. It was my first car that I was stuck driving when I was 16. Well I normally drive a 2000 Mustang GT but the ABS and TCS both went out and the part I need is taking longer than expected to arrive so it's sitting at a dealership being fixed, whilst I drive this turd of a car with no air conditioning and 10 year old tires. I bet the car doesn't appreciate being called a bammer car

I need to be there. I need to get drunk in God's own playground! That is just Sad....really, really Sad.

Getting drunk on God's on playground! :roflol: He needs a burlap sack and some ash

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Bama Buc

Keep your fingers crossed....That my friend who is my ride to Tuscaloosa this weekend stops being a p***y (meaning, a typical bammer fan) and being sick. He's talking about not going and if he doesn't go I can't be there to witness to glory of practice football and alcoholism! WOOOOO Raw Taghd....LMFAO

The back story as to why I'm stranded is because the car I am driving right now is a 1996 Ford Explorer. It was my first car that I was stuck driving when I was 16. Well I normally drive a 2000 Mustang GT but the ABS and TCS both went out and the part I need is taking longer than expected to arrive so it's sitting at a dealership being fixed, whilst I drive this turd of a car with no air conditioning and 10 year old tires. I bet the car doesn't appreciate being called a bammer car

I need to be there. I need to get drunk in God's own playground! That is just Sad....really, really Sad.

Getting drunk on God's on playground! :roflol: He needs a burlap sack and some ash

And he could trade in his gun for a Bible.

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my bammer fan nehibors got back frome the game today and they said all you could see was drunk white trash jail pron drug dealin child molesting kind of people people .

and that was just the guys on the sidelines. :homer:

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