Jenny AU-92 0 Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 A bammer woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest--he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right...," says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here...Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes--it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" “I call them by their last names." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 OUCH!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueTiger 0 Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 Yeahhha ha.... That was a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger12 46 Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 That is too funny! I got to forward that one to a few friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bammanmr 0 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 classic!! love it. Lets keep this one going with another. A Auburn man walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender if he'd like to hear a good bammer joke. "Listen buddy," the bartender growled, "see those two big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the bammer football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at bammer. That guy in the corner was bammers' all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in three sports at bammer. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to tell your joke here?" "Nah, guess not," the man replied. Proudly the bartender asked, "chicken?" The man responds, "No, I just don't want to have to explain it five times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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