aubiematt 0 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Starting this thread for Cam Newton facts, much like the Chuck Norris Facts. Cam Newton is incredible to watch. It leaves one to wonder if he is even human at all or some super being from outerspace. Keep it going! Facts: Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Cam Newton pajamas. Cam Newton is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Cam Newton can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Cam Newton is so fast, he can score a touchdown in both end zones at the same time. Cam Newton runs until the treadmill gets tired. When Cam Newton does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Cam Newton destroyed the periodic table, because Cam Newton only recognizes the element of surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubrandon 5 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AURainman 6 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 When Cam Newton falls asleep, he falls forward for 3 yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgr4lfe 220 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 The ESPN analyst, short guy light skinned black male, OSU grad (can't think of his name), he said "Albert Einstein defined gravity, Cam Newton defies gravity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU! 0 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 I heard that! Very awesome quote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Vision 1 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 F=ma DATA: m (mass) = 250 lbs (4.448 N) = 1112 N a (acceleration) = 4.5 secs in a 40 yard dash F=(1112 N)(4.5 sec) F= 5004 N CAM NEWTON has a force of 5004 Newtons; for every 40 yards he runs with the football. No wonder nobody can tackle him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsixfive 327 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Might want to check your units... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValleyTiger 2,894 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Might want to check your units... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cehuff21 0 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Cam Newton is so quick, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziggyg 2 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Excellent yor sig with Cam running over Ark LB reminds me of Ronnie brown over UT jason Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarEagleDG 6 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 When Cam Newton falls asleep, he falls forward for 3 yards. **Like** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubiematt 0 Posted October 18, 2010 Author Share Posted October 18, 2010 Cam is so tall he could toilet paper Toomer's by himself. He is now called "The Tower of Terror". link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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