API50 0 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 A University of Alabama family of football supporters head out one > >Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the > >son picks up an Auburn jersey and says to his older sister, "I've > >decided to become an Auburn fan and I would like this for Christmas". > > > >His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the > >head and says, "Go talk to mother". > > > >Off goes the little lad with the Auburn jersey in hand and finds his > >mother. "Mom?" > > > >"Yes son?" > > > >"I've decided I'm going to be an Auburn fan and I would like this > >jersey for Christmas". > > > >The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and > > >says, "Go talk to your father!" > > > >Off he goes with the Auburn Jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" > > > >"Yes son?" > > > >"I've decided I'm going to be an Auburn fan and I would like this > >jersey for Christmas". > > > >The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and > >says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" > > > >About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading > >towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've > >learned something today?" > > > >The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." > > > >"Good son, what is it?" > > > >The son replies, "I've only been an Auburn fan for an hour and I > >already hate you Alabama b*****ds." > > > > =20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigereyes 19 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aufan175 13 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 ha thats pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autkidd 0 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 haha now that is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerFreak 6 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolinaTiger 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 ok...that got me. i was expecting the "go to tuscaloosa because we don't ever get beat there" line... but that was a funny ending that only auburn fans really understand. ct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draven 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.