CircleDrill 178 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I would think that having a mascot like that could really be a hairy situation for the school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 He claims they should erect a monument to him for having the coconuts to wear something like that to represent the school. He seems so cock-sure of himself, though and I think it will be hard to get that done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,039 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 For one of their cheers, they have decided to borrow an old slogan from Burger King,,,, "It takes two hands to handle a whopper!" MICHAEL JACKSON has been extremely gracious and will allow them to use his song "Beat It" as their official fight song. "Beat It" [1st Verse] They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear So Beat It, Just Beat It [2nd Verse] You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad [Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It [3rd Verse] They're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be A Man You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can So Beat It, Just Beat It [4th Verse] You Have To Show Them That You're Really Not Scared You're Playin' With Your Life, This Ain't No Truth Or Dare They'll Kick You, Then They Beat You, Then They'll Tell You It's Fair So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad [Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right [Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It [Chorus] Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right [Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Who's Right [Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right [Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right Just Beat It, Beat It Beat It, Beat It, Beat It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Oh my God....he just recited the words to an entire Michael Jackson song. MODS.....MODS.....HELP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boddatiger99 5 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I turned 29 recently...and I'm a little confused. I just laughed 2 minutes straight after seeing that sight. Is that ok? That was freakin hillarious...not exactly appropriate...but stinkin' hillarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUloggerhead 2,241 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 He claims they should erect a monument to him for having the coconuts to wear something like that to represent the school. He seems so cock-sure of himself, though and I think it will be hard to get that done. 237733[/snapback] I heard about that too. He demanded the monument be erected out of wood! Can you believe that? It should be made of something with more stiffness properties -- stone, maybe. That thing needs to be rock hard to stand up straight for all to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUTiger94 0 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 The length of this thread is amazing. Had this mascot not won though, he definitely would have gotten the shaft. 237599[/snapback] Ha! Ha! That guy gives a whole new meaning to the term "Cold Cock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vatz22au 142 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 LOL this thread..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 I did a little research on "Scrotie" last night and found out that the young man that donned that suit was not the first choice to play the role. The original "Scrotie" had an allergic reaction to the foam rubber costume and wound up being scratched. He transferred shortly thereafter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumbo 0 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 I turned 29 recently...and I'm a little confused. I just laughed 2 minutes straight after seeing that sight. Is that ok? That was freakin hillarious...not exactly appropriate...but stinkin' hillarious! 237787[/snapback] me too may the 19th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnwegl 11 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 It’s too bad they aren’t located down south. They could be sponsored by “Great Southern Wood.†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,039 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 When Mobile got a hockey team, they had a contest to name the team. One of the choices was Hicks With Sticks. If this school were in the South the mascot's name could have been ,,,,,,,,,,, never mind, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrnfanatc 6 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 And they could have played against the Macon Whoopie... Now there's a hard core classic matchup in the making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 It also would have been too much if he were the mascot for either Arky or S. Carolina this past year. I know everyone remembers the headline the week of their matchup. I'm paraphrasing here but Arky was making a QB change and taking the redshirt off a freshman for a start against USC. "Nutt to replace Johnson with Dick for fight with Cocks this weekend." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietfan 233 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 For one of their cheers, they have decided to borrow an old slogan from Burger King,,,, "It takes two hands to handle a whopper!"MICHAEL JACKSON has been extremely gracious and will allow them to use his song "Beat It" as their official fight song. "Beat It" [1st Verse] They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear So Beat It, Just Beat It [2nd Verse] You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad [Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It [3rd Verse] They're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be A Man You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can So Beat It, Just Beat It [4th Verse] You Have To Show Them That You're Really Not Scared You're Playin' With Your Life, This Ain't No Truth Or Dare They'll Kick You, Then They Beat You, Then They'll Tell You It's Fair So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad [Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right [Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It [Chorus] Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right [Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Who's Right [Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right [Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right Just Beat It, Beat It Beat It, Beat It, Beat It 237762[/snapback] Okay Tigermike,On the "Politically Speaking" I respect your right to your opinion even though it rarely matches my liberal one...I even enjoy reading a lot of your posts. But I may have to draw the line and stop being so tolerant if you're going to start quoting Michael Jackson at length! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCTAU 3,333 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 So if you commit a foul, do you have to go to the penilety box?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrnfanatc 6 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 So if you commit a foul, do you have to go to the penilety box?? 238212[/snapback] Quote from Richard Johnson, also known as Scrotie..."It is really hard staying in the box for 5 minutes without blowing up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUTiger94 0 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 So if you commit a foul, do you have to go to the penilety box?? 238212[/snapback] Quote from Richard Johnson, also known as Scrotie..."It is really hard staying in the box for 5 minutes without blowing up." 238221[/snapback] That is twisted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyebama 2 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 So would getting out of the penality box be '" CUMMING OUT OF THE BOX" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,039 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 On the "Politically Speaking" I respect your right to your opinion even though it rarely matches my liberal one...I even enjoy reading a lot of your posts.But I may have to draw the line and stop being so tolerant if you're going to start quoting Michael Jackson at length! 238183[/snapback] That was a little too much wasn't it? But it has been fun reading the responses. I promise there will not be any more quotes from the weird on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinCrimson 61 Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 If this school was in Louisiana, their cheer would have to be "Geaux Nads!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freebody 0 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 The kind of fellow that school would turn out would be more comfortable dressing up as a big foam hoo-ha 237660[/snapback] Not really appropriate in this case, since in hockey the periods only last 20 minutes. Nevertheless, maybe the type of guy you describe wouldn't mind taking it on the chin for his team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolinaTiger 0 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 with that as a mascot, i would not be pulling too hard for my team. when wearing that costume, does "two heads are better than one" still apply? know when aubie goes after the rebel, or big al... don't we all hope our mascot beats the other one up? edited to add that i just read the "hicks w/ sticks" addition from TM. that owned me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKCAUB 0 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I turned 29 recently...and I'm a little confused. I just laughed 2 minutes straight after seeing that sight. Is that ok? That was freakin hillarious...not exactly appropriate...but stinkin' hillarious! 237787[/snapback] Yes...thasth....OK...because your good enough...and smart enough...and doggonit...everyone likes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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