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Red Sox now at 8 wins in a row baby! Oritz hits another walk off homerun.

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Uh, Ranger, this is the bitch and moan thread. :poke:

Sigh... 0-6. Our piching makes me want to :puke: . We stink.

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I know. I post so that you guys can moan at how good my team is doing compared to yours. :lol: Red Sox at 9 in a row now. :poke:

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Red Sox now at 8 wins in a row baby! Oritz hits another walk off homerun.

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Uh, Ranger, this is the bitch and moan thread. :poke:

Sigh... 0-6. Our piching makes me want to :puke: . We stink.

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I know. I post so that you guys can moan at how good my team is doing compared to yours. :lol: Red Sox at 9 in a row now. :poke:

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I think we need another curse... ;)

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I think we need another curse...  ;)

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:lol: Can't think of anybody that we recently traded worthy of another curse. The good players like Damon and Pedro left on their own after winning the WS, so that can't qualify.

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Dear Baseball gods,

Why?

Thanks,

AUJarhead

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Thank God the Indians got a series with the Cardinals. We were pretty much sucking wind there for a while, too!! :big::big:

It's okay Jarhead, we all go through that.

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Thank God the Indians got a series with the Cardinals.  We were pretty much sucking wind there for a while, too!!  :big:   :big:

It's okay Jarhead, we all go through that.

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No kidding. Hey Braves fans, I guarantee three wins for you next week!

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Dear Baseball gods,

Why?

Thanks,

AUJarhead

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What he said, multiplied by...um...how many years? Oh, nevermind.

What did the Cubs ever do to you???????

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Dear Cardinals:

My family thanks you from the bottom of their hearts for the win. They have come out of their hiding spots this evening and joined me in celebrating.

Thank you,

AUJarhead

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Dear Jarhead,

You're welcome!!!

Sincerely,

Jhonny Peralta and Kelly Shoppach

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Beggers can't be choosers. If you're starving, and someone offers you some ramon noodles, you don't turn them down in hopes of Ruth's Chris. :)

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I actually wanted to go to this series REALLY bad. I've always been an Indians fan, but I've always like the Cardinals, too. I'm anxious to see the new Busch Stadium. I went to Game 2 of the '82 series at the Old Busch Stadium. Quite a memorable moment in my life.

Darn busy schedules!!!!

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Red Sox now at 8 wins in a row baby! Oritz hits another walk off homerun.

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Uh, Ranger, this is the bitch and moan thread. :poke:

Sigh... 0-6. Our piching makes me want to :puke: . We stink.

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I know. I post so that you guys can moan at how good my team is doing compared to yours. :lol: Red Sox at 9 in a row now. :poke:

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I think we need another curse... ;)

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You want another curse? Well, you've come to the right place...

HEY RANGER!

WHAT THE (expletive deleted) KIND OF (expletive deleted) ARE YOU? THIS AIN'T THE (expletive deleted) TIME OR THE (expletive deleted) PLACE TO COME INTO THIS (expletive deleted) THREAD AND BE ALL (expletive deleted) SMARMY ABOUT HOW (expletive deleted) GREAT YOUR (expletive deleted) RED SOX ARE. HOLY (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted)!!! SO TAKE YOUR (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) AND YOUR (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) AND GET THE (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) OUTTA HERE!!!!!!

How's that?

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You want another curse?  Well, you've come to the right place...

HEY RANGER!

WHAT THE (expletive deleted) KIND OF (expletive deleted) ARE YOU? THIS AIN'T THE (expletive deleted) TIME OR THE (expletive deleted) PLACE TO COME INTO THIS (expletive deleted) THREAD AND BE ALL (expletive deleted)  SMARMY ABOUT HOW (expletive deleted) GREAT YOUR (expletive deleted) RED SOX ARE. HOLY (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted)!!! SO TAKE YOUR (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted)  AND YOUR (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted)  AND GET THE (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted)  OUTTA HERE!!!!!!

How's that?

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Jenny. Part time AU Football Goddess. Part time Marine DI.

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You want another curse?  Well, you've come to the right place...

HEY RANGER!

WHAT THE (expletive deleted) KIND OF (expletive deleted) ARE YOU? THIS AIN'T THE (expletive deleted) TIME OR THE (expletive deleted) PLACE TO COME INTO THIS (expletive deleted) THREAD AND BE ALL (expletive deleted)  SMARMY ABOUT HOW (expletive deleted) GREAT YOUR (expletive deleted) RED SOX ARE. HOLY (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted)!!! SO TAKE YOUR (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted)  AND YOUR (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted)  AND GET THE (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted)  OUTTA HERE!!!!!!

How's that?

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:roflol: 11 in a row now. Hey I tried to be nice and start another thread about it, but Jenny had to go and be all potty mouthed about my Red Sox. So, now it's on!!!

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A fan ran out onto the field during the Thursday matinee Braves & Yanks. As she's escorted off the field - I think we have the funniest picture of all time:

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So, I ask, what exactly is going through Bobby Cox's mind?

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A fan ran out onto the field during the Thursday matinee Braves & Yanks.  As she's escorted off the field - I think we have the funniest picture of all time:

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So, I ask, what exactly is going through Bobby Cox's mind?

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Probably "I wonder what color you call those panties? I need to get some of those for my wife. Nah, they won't look as good on her".

I could think of a funnier, but vulgar one about no panties at all, but I don't feel right posting it.

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"I used to remember what to do when I was that close to a hottie like that..."

And hey - the Astros DID NOT LOSE tonight!! Thank goodness for Off days!!!!!!!!!

WHOO HOO!!!!!! OFF DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We SO totally suck.

But the Red Soxs? Man, if ever anyone deserved the nanner dance... hell, a DOUBLE nanner dance!... it's ranger12's boys... so here goes!!

:nanner::nanner: :nanner:

RED SOX RULE!!! WHOO HOO!! WE HAVE A HOT WINNING STREAK GOING!! WE ARE INVINCIBLE!!! NO ONE CAN BEAT US!! WE ARE BETTER THAN THE YANKEES!!

:nanner::nanner: :nanner:

How'd ya like THEM apples, sweatsox??

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"I used to remember what to do when I was that close to a hottie like that..."

And hey - the Astros DID NOT LOSE tonight!!  Thank goodness for Off days!!!!!!!!!

WHOO HOO!!!!!!  OFF DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

We SO totally suck.

But the Red Soxs?  Man, if ever anyone deserved the nanner dance... hell, a DOUBLE nanner dance!... it's ranger12's boys... so here goes!!

:nanner::nanner: :nanner:

RED SOX RULE!!! WHOO HOO!!  WE HAVE A HOT WINNING STREAK GOING!!  WE ARE INVINCIBLE!!!  NO ONE CAN BEAT US!!  WE ARE BETTER THAN THE YANKEES!!

:nanner::nanner: :nanner:

How'd ya like THEM apples, sweatsox??

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C'mon Jenny, you know you want to change over to being a Red Sox fan. Your Astros had their chance last year and management blew it for them this year. Too bad about all the crap that has went on with Bagwell. Him and Biggio are two of my favorite MLB players. I love Biggio's work ethic and how hard he plays.

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Trying to get back in my good graces by appealing to my rampant Astros Homerism, and saying nice things about Bags and Biggio will not make me remove the curse of the nanner dance. Nice try. :big:

The situation between Bags and management was poorly handled by both sides. Bags did a few stupid things too. It isn't all McClain's fault. Still, it's heartbreaking.

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Just want to say good luck to all you Braves fans. We stink, so I'm sure after ya'll make the playoffs, you'll point to this series against "The first place team in the NL Central" (like we deserve it, we're trying to give it away, just that Houston and Cincy don't want it either) as what turned your season around.

Rookie Reyes on the mound tonight, if you're in ATL check it out. In spring training, when the Cards played the Braves, LaRussa instructed Reyes to follow what Smoltz does, both on and off the mound. Said Smoltz was the ultimate professional. Carp Tuesday night, and Soup on Wednesday.

Good luck guys!

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I know you're trying to get us to like LaRussa, but we still won't budge. LaRussa is a whiner, always cries "Wah, the Braves argue about every single call. Wah, I just got outmanaged by Bobby again. Wah."

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LaRussa is a whiner, always cries "Wah, the Braves argue about every single call.  Wah, I just got outmanaged by Bobby again.  Wah."

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Don't forget the whine I've heard the last two weeks, "Well, we're still in first place." He blew up at the media following Saturday night's loss, when starter Ponson gave up 6 runs in 2 1/2 innings. Someone in the media asked about the problems the starters have had, and TLR said "Kiss my (backside)." I lost a lot of respect for him at that one. It's been very apparent, at least to me, what the problem is with the Cards.

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HUGE comeback win for the Braves tonight. I think if LaRussa pulls Reyes after the rain delay (3-2 Cardinals after the back-to-back homers that brought the rain in the third), the Cardinals win the game. Reyes gave up 3 more runs in the 3rd when the rain ended, and Smoltz & the bullpen shut 'em down the rest of the way for a 6-3 win.

The Reds lost to the Brewers, so the Cardinals maintain their lead for the timebeing, and the Reds come to the suddenly-hot Braves after the Cardinals leave town, so my guess is the Cardinals keep their lead and wind up winning the Central with a horrible record.

There's 80 or so of these left, Jarhead. I really like your team - don't give up.

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