See, Conspiracy theories are funny both ways...

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Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified

object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just

outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the

US Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may well NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly

nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.; Hillary

Rodham; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Nancy

Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born.

That piece of information has now cleared up a lot of things.