The New Pocket Casualty Counter From The Associated Press!

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The New Pocket Casualty Counter From The Associated Press!

Are you freakishly obsessed with the daily casualty count in Iraq? Do you find yourself disappointed when a day or two goes by and no American soldiers die? Have you ever been at a cocktail party and said, "How can we be so damn jovial when George Bush is responsible for a death toll in Iraq that is approaching one-tenth the total of British dead in the Second Boer War?"

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you need the new Associated Press Pocket Iraq Casualty Counter! Now the information you need to make bizarre, extraneous points about the Iraqi War is at your fingertips, 24 hours a day! The Pocket Casualty Counter uses satellite technology to wirelessly provide instant updates on casualties, as they happen. And the Pocket Casualty Counter links the death toll with a historical database to provide you with the factual ammunition you need to battle those crazy neo-cons, on the go! So you'll be able to say, "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but George Bush has now murdered 10 times the number of people who are eaten alive in an average decade by the Spotted Siberian Tiger." Imagine the look of shock on their Christian fundamentalist faces!

Still not convinced? What if we told you the Pocket Casualty Counter can be personally customized, so the latest information can be delivered by your favorite anti-war celebrity? That's right! Who better to tell you that a U.S. soldier has died than Cindy Sheehan? Or Michael Moore? Imagine the dulcet tones of John Kerry echoing from your pocket against a funeral dirge. You'll be the envy of everyone at Starbucks!

But wait, there's more! Act now, and we'll include a free software upgrade to get real-time WOUNDED statistics as well. And since the Pocket Casualty Counter counts SAD and SLEEPING soldiers as WOUNDED, you'll get the robust numbers you need to make killer anti-war points that will leave your opponents speechless!

How can this get any better? Order in the next 30 minutes, and we'll send you, free of charge, the AP Abacus of Dead Iraqi Civilians. Now you can count the murdered innocents of Iraq like an old Babylonian, wailing and crying as you slide the beads of death!

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[Auburn85 432]

Yeah, when soldiers are killed it should be reported.

Yet very much so, the number is not just stated, " now surpasses 9/11 deaths." I'd expect the numbers to be used again as a "end of 2006" piece.

Then, just a matter of time before it goes over 3,000. Then it'll be "3,000 troops have died since the Iraq invasion in 03."

Either newspapers and newscasts think we're ADD or they've become obsessive.

With today's mentality toward war in general, I wonder how long we would have lasted during WW2? Plus, we have to fight the politically correct way too? How are we to fight an effective war with lawyers and human rights activists challenging our every move? Yet, everyone else who is fighting us is not held to the same standards. Are we ok with having thousands upon thousands of people who would kill us, behead us in a heartbeat just soley because we're 1) American 2) not Muslim? What if we had 24 hour news channels from the beginning of WW2? What if we had the nightly newscast live from whichever location?

I'm not talking reasons for going or not going to Iraq. It seems the US wants to leave because things aren't going very well.

Then, the numerous end all, be all reports of no WMD. I say it like that because it seemed that several stories were presneted that there was no WMD in Iraq. Then, the non-partisan group had a report. Let's do the no WMD report all over again as if it were the best report to date, when in fact it seemed it was nothing new.

This is sorta off topic, but I'll still state it here.

In my opinion, not just on war, but in general, we've gotten soft. Yet, all the while, we're the most desensitized generation. Meaning we have all of this violence and sexuality, ect put in our face. It's harder and harder to shock people anymore. Yet, heaven forbid a kindergardener hugs his or her classmate.

Somewhere along the line some think we can have it both ways. We can have our cake and eat it too. And seriously, apparently we are. Just look at us?! Hey, who knows, maybe it'll save Social Security.