Elijah Dukes' Mom Wants All These Women to Quit Trying to Get Pregnant

[SouthLink02 8]

http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/06/14/...ying-to-get-pr/

When the news broke that Elijah Dukes had impregnated a 17-year-old foster kid living with his grandmother, the St. Petersburg Times interviewed Dukes' mother to get a reaction. In the original article that appeared in Wednesday's newspaper, they included the following quote from Phyllis Dukes:

"Every time one of those (whores) lays down with my baby, they end up pregnant," she said. "That's right. And I'm tired of them."

[Tiger in Spain 0]

Elijah is the first Devil Ray to be able to lay the wood to something since the franchise was formed!

[AUslug 1]

Elijah is the first Devil Ray to be able to lay the wood to something since the franchise was formed!

Ouch, you just burned a MLB team so bad I don't think they can skin graft that.

[TitanTiger 20,498]

Nice to meet you, Mrs. Misplaced Anger.

Tell your baby to keep his d*** in his pants and he won't get any more of those whores pregnant.