around4ever 4,139 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holland's Fro 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holland's Fro 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Do you know how to use a whip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegle777 78 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 "How do you feel about Vaseline, a small Chijuajua, a bullwhip, A sweatin' to the oldies DVD, a pack of chiclets, a quart of Pennzoil, and a bottle of Jose Quervo?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 "How do you feel about Vaseline, a small Chijuajua, a bullwhip, A sweatin' to the oldies DVD, a pack of chiclets, a quart of Pennzoil, and a bottle of Jose Quervo?" I guess it worked for Ms Weegle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald McDonald 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 ohh don't even get me started.. are you wearing space pants? because your azz is out of this world. did it hurt?... when you fell down from heaven.. do you have a map? i keep on getting lost in your eyes hey... somebody farted. lets get out of here. i only have 3 months to live... i play the field, and it looks like i hit a homerun with you and my favorite: "WOULDNT WE LOOK CUTE ON A WEDDING CAKE TOGETHER!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 That's a nice dog. Does it have a phone number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holland's Fro 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 You're ugly, but you intrigue me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 I'm not feeling myself today, may i feel you instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerPaw1 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Wow this may be the best thread I've ever read........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsoauburn 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 :laugh: Dont ever let this one die fellas. Cheesiest S*!t ive ever read in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnEngineer 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 (look at her shirt tag and say...) just as I thought , made in heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyjones17 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 if this is terribly inappropriate, please delete: my driver's license says I'm an orgasm donor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 Are you free tonight or will it cost me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Did It Hurt(What?) When you fell from Heaven?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El_Cid2001 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Your father must be a thief...because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 if this is terribly inappropriate, please delete: my driver's license says I'm an orgasm donor Well hello there amy! Care to share? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AA 1 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 if this is terribly inappropriate, please delete: my driver's license says I'm an orgasm donor Well hello there amy! Care to share? Easy big fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegle777 78 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 "You must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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