Funniest Pickup Lines

[Guest Autiger88]

That's why I can't let this bad boy die. Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me

I love this one, My fiance has read all of these and she still can't quit laughing

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Ask her if any of them would work. Especially the deserted parking lot one 

[Guest Autiger88]

Ask her if any of them would work. Especially the deserted parking lot one 

NOPE!! she already said to me if I would have tried any of these she would have turned me down!

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

:laugh: :laugh: yeah I wouldn't recommend using any of these irl, unless you're just really good friends with her already

[Guest Autiger88]

:laugh: :laugh: yeah I wouldn't recommend using any of these irl, unless you're just really good friends with her already

I wouldn't even then

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

:laugh: :laugh: yeah I wouldn't recommend using any of these irl, unless you're just really good friends with her already

I wouldn't even then

Yeah even then you've got to be very carefull about it.

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

[Guest Autiger88]

Excuse me does your friend have a number so that I can call you?

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. If you do it I'll split it with you

[Guest Autiger88]

Excuse me do you Shave or let it grow?

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

So, you're a girl huh?

[Guest Autiger88]

Hey?

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Hey?

C'mon man that's waaaaaaaay too played out. At least say hey gurl? in a weird voice, if that makes sense in any way. You've got to hear how my click does it. Works every time

[Guest Autiger88]

Hey How long have you been pregnant?

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Hey How long have you been pregnant?

Now that's more like it.

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

[Guest Autiger88]

Excuse me Mam I'm training to be a OBGYN can I see you PU###!

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

[Guest Autiger88]

I need help crossing the Street do you mind?

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

[Guest Autiger88]

I think I got something in my pants do you mine?

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Unfortunately my name's not doug

[Guest Autiger88]

We must be in Tennessee cause Baby you are the only Ten I see

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line. 

[Guest Autiger88]

Is it just me or are you Hot?

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.

[Guest Autiger88]

I want you to live in Texas (why?) cause all my Ex's live in Texas!