AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Anybody have some really funny pick up lines. I heard one a couple days a go Hey i really wanna do it with you, get all hot and sweaty and listen to each other breathe hard……so…..wanna go running? (PS. Warrior fell free to use these ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAYLORKEETON 794 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Anybody have some really funny pick up lines. I heard one a couple days a go Hey i really wanna do it with you, get all hot and sweaty and listen to each other breathe hard……so…..wanna go running? (PS. Warrior fell free to use these ) ^^ ahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ2144 0 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 I ain't no Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bedrock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 The old Bellamy Brothers song "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aupops2 9 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 What do I do for a living? Oh, I'm a Research Gynocologist!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegle777 78 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 "No, that is not a Saturn 5 rocket in my pocket, and yes I am happy to see you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AA 1 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Are you wearing a mirror, cause I can see myself in your pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnEngineer 0 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Bend over.. I wanna show you where the wild goose goes Baby I'm gonna butter your buns thats the only "clean ones I got" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 So, do you come here often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AA 1 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Can I get a table dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holland's Fro 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 So, do you come here often? Then you follow that up with, "You wanna get outta here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Are those real???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AA 1 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 So, do you come here often? Then you follow that up with, "You wanna get outta here?" Man, I wish I was your age again sometimes. There are some little hotties that go to your school! I used to have a vending route and filled the coke machines there. Felt like a dirty old man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 The word of the day is "legs". So lets go back to my place and spread the word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holland's Fro 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 You dont sweat much for a fat chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AA 1 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 The word of the day is "legs". So lets go back to my place and spread the word Nice one.. good post for #1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 You dont sweat much for a fat chick Let me know how that one works for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 The word of the day is "legs". So lets go back to my place and spread the word Nice one.. good post for #1000 Haha didn't even realize that. What a way to bring it in though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnEngineer 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Lets go over some math homework. You PLUS me PLUS the Bed DIVIDE the legs and lets MULTIPLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 So what do you like for breakfast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holland's Fro 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Are your feet tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day If I could rearrange the alphebet, id put U and I together That dress looks great on you, it'd look better on my floor though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AA 1 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 So what do you like for breakfast? Do you have an affliction? Want one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holland's Fro 0 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Good news, the test results were negative! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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