Funniest Pickup Lines

[Lambda Tiger 0]

Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

[Lambda Tiger 0]

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. 

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Hey gurl, I know Barry Manilow 

[TAYLORKEETON 794]

Im fresher than fresh picked apples

[Lambda Tiger 0]

Hey gurl, I know Barry Manilow 

Poor Weegle. We have given him so much hell over the manilow thing.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

You don't even know the half of it. We'll never let him forget it

[Lambda Tiger 0]

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. 

[styxfan34 0]

Excuse me miss are the devil? Cuz you've tempted me more than he ever could

[pirate75 0]

Got any Irish in you?....want some?

How do you like your eggs in the morning.....fertilized?

(weighing in a more than 400lbs, i tend to go straight for the throat....it has either worked or it hasn't, and when it didn't - it was usually bad,, but almost always had an peanut gallery waiting for the reaction...)

my favorite..." Ever **** a fat guy?"

[triangletiger 1,599]

Got any Irish in you?....want some?

How do you like your eggs in the morning.....fertilized?

(weighing in a more than 400lbs, i tend to go straight for the throat....it has either worked or it hasn't, and when it didn't - it was usually bad,, but almost always had an peanut gallery waiting for the reaction...)

my favorite..." Ever **** a fat guy?"

  I gotta give credit where credit is due.  It takes a big guy to haul around balls like that!

[pirate75 0]

   

It has its merits...The last woman I said it to has been with me for the last 10 years. 

[Grinder 39]

I'm a necrophiliac and I wish you were dead.