Funniest Pickup Lines

[AUDynasty 585]

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

I'm gay, think you can convert me?

[AUDynasty 585]

Do you come with a remote because you really turn me on

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Bond....James Bond

[around4ever 4,139]

That sure is a lucky barstool. 

[AUDynasty 585]

My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.

[AUDynasty 585]

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?

[AUDynasty 585]

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

[around4ever 4,139]

You may be the world's most perfect woman.  Do you have a bass boat?? 

[AUDynasty 585]

If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.

[AUMedic 0]

honey..ur cuter than a bowl full of grits! lol

[chizonem14 0]

walk up to a girl in a bar and ask her if you can buy her a drink, she says sorry i have a boyfriend, you respond with well i have a goldfish, she looks at you confused and you say oh im sorry i thought we were talking about things that doesnt matter

[AUDynasty 585]

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

[TAYLORKEETON 794]

is it hot in here or is it just u?

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

[AUDynasty 585]

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

[hk4414 0]

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you

[AUDynasty 585]

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

[hk4414 0]

If you were a booger I would pick you first 

(SURELY this would work, right?)...I'm gonna get outta here and run it by the wife and see if she swoons!

[AUDynasty 585]

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Base hit to left. Runners on the corner with no outs

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

:laugh: :laugh: Posted on the wrong thread

[AUDynasty 585]

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