Funniest Pickup Lines

[WDEAUB 0]

Can I read the tag label on your shirt?... That's what I thought. Made in Heaven.

This one always works: You might as well sleep with me, I'm gonna tell all my friends you did anyway!

[Weegle777 78]

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[AA 1]

GUYS, LETS TRY TO KEEP THIS AS CLEAN AS POSSIBLE. REMEMBER THERE COULD BE SOMEONE WHO IS OFFENDED BY SOME OF THESE.

Thanks

[Weegle777 78]

"Don't worry, the drunker I get, the better you look."

[AA 1]

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Thanks weegs

[Weegle777 78]

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Thanks weegs

I should have moderated myself on that one! 

[around4ever 4,139]

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Thanks weegs

I should have moderated myself on that one! 

Dang!!  I missed it. 

[Rednilla 5,391]

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Thanks weegs

I should have moderated myself on that one! 

Dang!!  I missed it. 

Me too...

[Rednilla 5,391]

You look familiar...aren't you my next girlfriend?

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!

[AUDynasty 585]

to a cute girl "it's raining because you're too hot and the nature is trying to cool you down!"

[Weegle777 78]

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you have got FINE written all over you."

[Weegle777 78]

"Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious."

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

I want to tell you your fortune. (Take her hand and write your phone number on it) Your future is clear.

[Weegle777 78]

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

[AUDynasty 585]

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

[AUDynasty 585]

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

[AUDynasty 585]

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

[AUDynasty 585]

I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

I think we need to officially dedicate this thread to Warrior. Use some of these buddy, and I garuntee you'll be single for the rest of you life 

[AUDynasty 585]

Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie!

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?