Funniest Pickup Lines

[aubtigerfan21 0]

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

[Jackson-Sullivan 0]

'Wanna see something swell?

[Jackson-Sullivan 0]

Here's a nicy cheesy one....

If you were a tear in my eye then I'd never cry again in fear of losing you.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

[BornaTiger 0]

Bend over.. I wanna show you where the wild goose goes

Baby I'm gonna butter your buns

thats the only "clean ones I got"

busted!!!!! super troopers!!! lol

[BornaTiger 0]

:laugh:

Dont ever let this one die fellas. Cheesiest S*!t ive ever read in my life. 

+1 this is the s@#t!!!!

[Guest auwrangler]

wanna get some pizza and do it? what you don't like pizza?

[Guest auwrangler]

do you have sugar in your pocket, cause that  _$$ is sweet.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

[Rednilla 5,397]

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Answer: No, just an alteration of this bygone fixation you make clear through dictation in attempt at vexation meant to satisfy "sensation", but to get penetration you must have ascension in certain areas of retention. Sorry.

[around4ever 4,139]

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Answer: No, just an alteration of this bygone fixation you make clear through dictation in attempt at vexation meant to satisfy "sensation", but to get penetration you must have ascension in certain areas of retention. Sorry.

This is screwed upation.  An abomination. 

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Answer: No, just an alteration of this bygone fixation you make clear through dictation in attempt at vexation meant to satisfy "sensation", but to get penetration you must have ascension in certain areas of retention. Sorry.

This is screwed upation.   An abomination. 

Can we stop with the rhymes please. It was just a tease

[AUorgonicsAU 0]

Did you fall from heaven? It sure looks like you did....

[Rednilla 5,397]

Can we stop with the rhymes please. It was just a tease

Sorry, got a bit carried away.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Can we stop with the rhymes please. It was just a tease

Sorry, got a bit carried away.

Haha its cool I was actuallu continuing it. I guess no one decided to pick it up from there

[Rednilla 5,397]

Can we stop with the rhymes please. It was just a tease

Sorry, got a bit carried away.

Haha its cool I was actuallu continuing it. I guess no one decided to pick it up from there

Oh yeah, changing the rhyming word threw me off a bit. Meh, it was fun.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

I'm not letting this die.

Why don't you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we'll get Lucky!

[abrnfanatc 6]

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I think you wanna kiss me.

[Guest Autiger88]

Hey I lost My Number Can I Please Have Yours??

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

You look like I need another drink

[Guest Autiger88]

Hey I'm having a party in your pants wanna come?

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

So is it cool if I follow you to your car tonight in this dark deserted parking lot?

[Guest Autiger88]

I love reading these 

Wanna Cum in my house tonight?

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

That's why I can't let this bad boy die. Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me

[EagleFlight34 101]

Dat sho is a purdy toof, were did ye git it?     Most commonly heard around tuscaloosa and or areas where large groups of bammers congregate.