hk4414 0 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Base hit to left. Runners on the corner with no outs I don't know...if there's ANY chance of any of these other lines working...that one might too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDynasty 585 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 ^^^^ that is true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Do you like to be tied up?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDynasty 585 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Hey, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUFightingSoldiers 685 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Hey do you raise chickens? (No, why?) Cause you make my cock rise. Wait can I say this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Probably not... God must have been in a very good mood the day we met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Excuse me do you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?? ( No?? Why?) Cause its enough to break the Ice!! Then you say your name and ask whats hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyjones17 0 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 if this is terribly inappropriate, please delete: my driver's license says I'm an orgasm donor Well hello there amy! Care to share? INappropriate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDynasty 585 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 if this is terribly inappropriate, please delete: my driver's license says I'm an orgasm donor Well hello there amy! Care to share? INappropriate! that's cold, she just turned you down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 if this is terribly inappropriate, please delete: my driver's license says I'm an orgasm donor Well hello there amy! Care to share? INappropriate! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyjones17 0 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 if this is terribly inappropriate, please delete: my driver's license says I'm an orgasm donor Well hello there amy! Care to share? INappropriate! that's cold, she just turned you down I don't know what you're talking, with that horrible line about the Rubic's cube! Yech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDynasty 585 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 if this is terribly inappropriate, please delete: my driver's license says I'm an orgasm donor Well hello there amy! Care to share? INappropriate! that's cold, she just turned you down I don't know what you're talking, with that horrible line about the Rubic's cube! Yech. geez, you didn't have to turn against me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Nobody likes my Polar Bear One :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDynasty 585 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Nobody likes my Polar Bear One :'( That's like the perfect thing to start a conversation (thistimeIamtellingtruth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Nobody likes my Polar Bear One :'( That's like the perfect thing to start a conversation (thistimeIamtellingtruth) No its not beleive me I tried it one time when I was like 18 never used it again. I told Jamie about it when we first started dating she told me that I would have waited longer then I did to date her if I would of said that to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDynasty 585 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Nobody likes my Polar Bear One :'( That's like the perfect thing to start a conversation (thistimeIamtellingtruth) No its not beleive me I tried it one time when I was like 18 never used it again. I told Jamie about it when we first started dating she told me that I would have waited longer then I did to date her if I would of said that to her. well these pickup lines either goes great or bad drastically - a perfect gamble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holland's Fro 0 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Walk up to a girl and say "Well I'm here. What are your other two wishes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDynasty 585 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDynasty 585 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDynasty 585 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 if this is terribly inappropriate, please delete: my driver's license says I'm an orgasm donor Well hello there amy! Care to share? INappropriate! that's cold, she just turned you down She is not the first!! And besides that, it was a joke. Sorry Amy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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