WDE_OxPx_2010 5,304 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 UAT wanted to do a live nativity sceen but had to cancel because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Bahahahaha best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuGrad2004 100 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Bartender overhears two bama fans bragging to some women in a bar. Curiosity got the best of him so he walked over and asked, "hey guys what's the big deal". The guys both looked at him and said "we just completed a puzzle and it only took us one year." The bartender says " one year and you're bragging about that?!" They said "sure are, the box says up to 4 years!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDavE 332 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 How do you tell the difference between an University of Alabama coed and a Alabama farmed catfish? One smells and has whiskers and the other is a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aufan57 922 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Two Alabama Fans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens. "If I guess how many there are, can I have one?" "I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm......, five?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDavE 332 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Did you here about the three UAT students that drowned recently while riding in the back of a pickup that plunged into lake Tuscaloosa?. The local coroner reported the cause of death was because they couldn't get the tailgate down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarDamn2010 183 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Several years ago, three friends - a florida, georgia, and alabama fan - were short on cash and decided their only option was to rob a bank. So, that afternoon around closing time, they went into their local bank and demanded money. They were given the money and they proceeded to leave the bank. The getaway car was parked just on the other side of small farm. Once there, they were home free. However, as they approached the farm, they heard sirens and dove into a barn filled with many stalls. The cops arrived shortly thereafter and begin to search each stall. The Georgia fan had jumped in the stall with several cows, so he hid behind them and proceeded to moo. The cops never knew he was there. The Florida fan had taken shelter with a multitude of pigs, and as such hid behind them and oinked until the cops had moved on. But poor Bubba, the Alabama fan, had taken shelter among a large pile of potatoes. When the cops peered in, Bubba looked up slowly. With a flashlight in his face, Bubba began to yell, "Putaytuhs, putaytuhs! Putaytuhs, Puhtaytuhs!" Poor Bubba didn't make it home that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDavE 332 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 A Bama fan goes into his doctors office all cut up and bruised and his doctor asks, "My goodness, what happened to you?" The Bama fan says "Well I was in a horse race with my nephew and I fell off my horse and my horse started jumping up and down on me." The doctor says, "That must have been terrible!" The Bama fan replied "I know. I could have been killed if the Wal-Mart employee hadn't have unplugged the machine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_M4_AU 7,857 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 What does a tornado and a Bama Fan's divorce have in common? Someone is going to lose a trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 A bammer walks into a dentist office... ahww hell, that's funny enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmoney 271 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 What did the bammer grad say to the auburn grad...... may I take your order...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer Brown 2,391 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 A bammer grad comes home from work and finds his house burglarized and all valuables missing. He dials 911 and reports the break-in and the operator says there is a policeman in the area, he will be there in 5 minutes. The bammer grad decides to go out and sit on the porch to wait for the officer. In a few minutes the policeman pulls up and it is a canine officer. He gets out and unloads his dog with him. The bammer grad looks at the cop and says, the worst day of my life and they send a blind policeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sevenlee36 1,654 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 You might be a bammer ....if you say something that isn't positive about Auburn, on a AUFAMILY forum. (Don't throw tomatoes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatBoCamRob 30 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Knock knock. Who's there? http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2014/11/iron_bowl_ink_alabama_football.html LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sevenlee36 1,654 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Knock knock. Who's there? http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2014/11/iron_bowl_ink_alabama_football.html LOL! That's gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJBas 4 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 You might be a bammer ....if you say something that isn't positive about Auburn, on a AUFAMILY forum. (Don't throw tomatoes) Careful. You've probably already been branded a defeatest and a closet bammer. Someone will tell you to switch sides any minute now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptau 169 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 An Alabama graduate and a Tennessee graduate are traveling together in a foreign country when they are taken prisoner by terrorists. After several months of unsuccessful negotiations for their release, the terrorists tell them they must die but they will each be allowed one last request. The Tennessee graduate asks to hear "Rocky Top" played one last time just before he dies. The Alabama graduate asks to die first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ausburn 159 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 If you have more A's on your car than you ever had on your report card............ you might be a Bammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbrigby 0 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Knock knock. Who's there? http://www.al.com/li...a_football.html LOL! You may get ban hammered for posting pornography after that post/link (yes that amount of bammer crap on bare skin is pornography, bad bad bad pornography)....like a train wreck I couldn't stop staring....but I laughed at those morons, hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarNole 141 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Sad to hear about the two bama football players who were killed in a hunting accident. They had been out hunting all day without seeing any animal, tracks, or hearing any sounds. Agreeing to call it a day, they pushed through some bushes into a clearing and finally saw some tracks. While bending over the tracks trying to figure out what made them, they were run over by a freight train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FHeal 4 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Since at Auburn they teach not to steal... http://www.gflores.com/bamajokes.htm (last one worth the look) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AURocketman 73 Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 You might be a bammer ....if you say something that isn't positive about Auburn, on a AUFAMILY forum. (Don't throw tomatoes) Or you may be long time AU Scholarship donor that knows Jordan is pronounced Jerdan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbomb 193 Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Billy Bob the Bam fan goes to the local doctor and says, Doctor.my mobile home is getting really crowded. I have Crimson Bob, Jimmie Bob, Bear Bob, Gene Bob, Trent Bob, Kenny Bob, Joe Bob and Little Nick Bob. I just don't think my sweet June Bob can make it through the birthing of another little Bama fan. First the doctor described the procedure that June Bob could have but Billy Bob would not allow his beloved and very fertile June and to go under the knife. Next the Doc described a vasectomy Billy Bob would go for it but when he heard about the price it would eat into his Red man and Budweiser money too much. One day Billy Bob was talking to his uncle Shorty about his problem. Uncle Shorty told him to go see a man by the name of Mr. Cameron who was a very smart wise man in their community and perhaps Mr. Cameron help him with his problem in a way that would not hurt his beer and tobacco money. Uncle Shorty warned Billy Bob to not tell Mr Cameron he was Bama fan. The next day Billy Bob arrived at Mr. Cameron's workshop and maybe because the latest news of a soon to arrive Lacy Bob and despite Uncle Shorty's warning he poured out the whole story on Mr. Cameron. Mr. Cameron asked him if he could read and Billy Bob was very offended and said he had finished the eighth grade. With that Mr, Cameron excused himself for a few minutes and then returned with a brown paper bag. I can solve your problem for $28.27. Billy Bob eagerly agreed. Mr. Cameron gave him the paper bag with instructions to not open it until he went way back in the woods and found a stump to sit on. The next day finds Billy Bob on a stump. He opens the bag that has a set of instructions, a lighter, a newspaper and a stick of dynamite. Billy Bob begins to follow the numbered steps. Step one roll dynamite in newspaper. Step two light dynamite. Step three count to ten. Billy Bob counts on one hand holding up first one finger then two fingers on up to five. and then quickly puts newspaper between his legs so that he can continue counting to ten ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augrad68 165 Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Why did they have to stop the UAT cheerleaders from playing frisbee at halftime? It was hurting their teeth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augrad68 165 Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 How do you tell if a UAT cheerleader is wearing any panties? Look for dandruff on the shoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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