Dual-Threat Rigby 8,673 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Thud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 The SPOF Offense. Same plays only fewer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer Brown 2,391 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Whirling Dervish Spinnaro, Built around that spectacular play. Or, the Nutsburg Offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianTiger 95 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Way Too Cute to Execute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Just take out the n and add a question mark at the end. The HUH? Offense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredst 9,064 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 I like the Frankenstein Circle Jerk, mentioned by someone in another thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarEagleChemE 99 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Up the middle! Up the middle! Short pass, punt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1auburn1 1,120 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 The Buyout Offense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr82be 14,433 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 The "BOOm" offense. I hate saying it but in his defense he did say that he would probably use as many as 3 quarterbacks in the game. We just didn't think it would be during a single drive all game long. That's not intended to mean booing the players, just boo on the offensive gameplay or lack thereof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countoff 331 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 I like the HUMM offense. (Hurry up then mentally masturbate) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUpreacherman22 3,888 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 The HUCR, "Hurry Up and Circulate your Resume'" offense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUsince72 11,084 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 The "I don't care that it sucked, I'm doing it again next week too, just to piss everybody off and prove how stubborn I am" offense. GOSH, I hope he wasn't serious in the post game presser.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bottomfeeder 244 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 PeeWee Football Formation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auskip 196 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Frankenback Offense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleFlight34 101 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 hour ago, countoff said: I like the HUMM offense. (Hurry up then mentally masturbate) Nope.....that one is no good. There was no climax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoALtiger 3,865 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 EWHDWY Even Waffle House Doesn't Want You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleFlight34 101 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 8 minutes ago, NoALtiger said: EWHDWY Even Waffle House Doesn't Want You They say he was a hell of a short order cook in his prime, but his speed and accuracy has really fallen off in his later years. If he doesn't show better decision making in the cooking process, he is sure to be demoted to bus boy before too much longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msza 228 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 The Belly-Up Befuddled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countoff 331 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 hour ago, EagleFlight34 said: Nope.....that one is no good. There was no climax. Yeah but if we go with the HUMM offense, then the next time they make a stupid substitution or run a play where Chandler Cox shows off his best disco moves, we can say.... Oh man! Did we just get a "HUMMER"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleFlight34 101 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 29 minutes ago, countoff said: Yeah but if we go with the HUMM offense, then the next time they make a stupid substitution or run a play where Chandler Cox shows off his best disco moves, we can say.... Oh man! Did we just get a "HUMMER"? Gives a bad name to HUMMERS. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countoff 331 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 28 minutes ago, EagleFlight34 said: Gives a bad name to HUMMERS. Lol Well in this case the HUMMER is referring to a bonehead play or a bonehead coaching decision. So HUMMER is associated with "head" and "bone". Therefore, I think it is appropriate and makes total sense..... in a Malzahnian sort of way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleFlight34 101 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 You won me over! I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigskinPat 2,579 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 schizophrenia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning4AU 405 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Barnum & Bailey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auburn4ever 1,266 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 I've seen better coaching in PeeWee football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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