triangletiger 1,599 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Psst....I hate to be a party-pooper, but Golf's birthday is actually May 19th. I guess when you're as old as Golf, everyday is like your birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Dang Golf. I don’t want to pile on old friend.....Happy Birthday and all the best. (Maybe you can get some young eyes to read this for you).......🤪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triangletiger 1,599 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Golf is so old, he remembers when emojis were called hieroglyphics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triangletiger 1,599 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Just now, WarTim said: Dang Golf. I don’t want to pile on old friend.....Happy Birthday and all the best. (Maybe you can get some young eyes to read this for you).......🤪 Maybe this will help... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick.AU 13,281 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 22 minutes ago, AUsince72 said: Yeah, in the picture, it wasn't made clear if that's Golf in the cradle.......or is he the old guy praying. LOL!!! My original thought was the old man praying, I didn’t even see the baby in the cradle 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leftfield 2,746 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 17 minutes ago, triangletiger said: Golf is so old, his blood type is discontinued. His latest blood test came back O-no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUsince72 11,084 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, Leftfield said: 30 minutes ago, triangletiger said: Golf is so old, his blood type is discontinued. His latest blood test came back O-no. What blood? Golf's made of 100% pure Pabst Blue Ribbon!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbone4jc 2,241 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo. You look like a wart hog, and smell like one too!! Happy birthday Golf!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTiger 7,961 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jAUSon 2,836 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,440 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Thanks so much for all the birthday wishes but its not my frickin birthday numnuts I know bird must have something to do with this somehow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jAUSon 2,836 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Somebody close by take Golf out to eat tell the wait staff it's his birthday. He deserves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldaufeller 367 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 14 minutes ago, augolf1716 said: Thanks so much for all the birthday wishes but its not my frickin birthday numnuts I know bird must have something to do with this somehow I never saw anyone's birthday GoFundMe page hit 4 digits so fast - all for nothing. I shut it down and refunded the money. So much for that happy surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper 3,142 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 23 minutes ago, jAUSon said: Somebody close by take Golf out to eat tell the wait staff it's his birthday. He deserves it. golf at Texas Roadhouse on their damn bday pony...yeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUsince72 11,084 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 36 minutes ago, augolf1716 said: Thanks so much for all the birthday wishes but its not my frickin birthday numnuts I know bird must have something to do with this somehow Golf's so old he's forgotten his own birthday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU64 10,122 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 49 minutes ago, augolf1716 said: Thanks so much for all the birthday wishes but its not my frickin birthday numnuts I know bird must have something to do with this somehow Shoot Golf.......you should take a celebration anytime it's offered...….mine is in July but if anyone wants to wish me happy birthday...that's fine 'cause everyone of them is now an unexpected blessing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUsince72 11,084 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 15 minutes ago, AU64 said: Shoot Golf.......you should take a celebration anytime it's offered...….mine is in July but if anyone wants to wish me happy birthday...that's fine 'cause everyone of them is now an unexpected blessing.... Happy Birthday brother! Go have a Samuel Adams Oktoberfest brew and think of me. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerbelle 5,299 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 This thread is a riot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAG 34,043 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Screw that ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jAUSon 2,836 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Viper said: golf at Texas Roadhouse on their damn bday pony...yeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwww... Ribeye medium- loaded baked potato- ceasar salad- 2 blue moons= $45 Golf falling off the wooden horsee at Texas Roadhouse in front of all the hawt waitresses= priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,580 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 I'm not sure what funnier. The post or the fact that this thread was created 5 months after the fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,580 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 4 hours ago, augolf1716 said: Thanks so much for all the birthday wishes but its not my frickin birthday numnuts I know bird must have something to do with this somehow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,580 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Fact is at his age, we need to celebrate weekly not knowing if he'll make it past Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick.AU 13,281 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Golf everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTiger 7,961 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 4 hours ago, augolf1716 said: Thanks so much for all the birthday wishes but its not my frickin birthday numnuts I know bird must have something to do with this somehow So I spent $10.99 on a case of PBR and put candles on them for nothing??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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