monkey allegedly attacked trick-or-treater

[augolf1716 21,432]

9 minutes ago, fredst said:

2)Don’t try to naked wrestle @Barnacle given his extensive experience

 

Don't knock it......it all depends on your opponent

[fredst 9,064]

Just now, augolf1716 said:

Don't knock it......it all depends on your opponent

Given it was a fraternity “brother”….

[augolf1716 21,432]

Also if you've never dated a stripper......... the good ones make a frickin fortune and like to spend it 

[augolf1716 21,432]

3 minutes ago, fredst said:

Given it was a fraternity “brother”….

No offense but that was just plain..........well you know

[cbo 7,968]

5 hours ago, Barnacle said:

Be me, 19 years old, chaplain of fraternity pledge class, first time in the French Quarter, ordering double jack and cokes at Pat O’Briens. My date, sober, and highly evangelical, pretending to be anywhere but there. Someone hands me a hand grenade. “Chug it!” I oblige. Fall into patio table. Escorted out. Date no where to be found. Friends headed to strip club. Feeling sorry for myself. Who needs a date, anyway? Enter club. Decide strippers need more respect than they are being given. “You’re better than this,” I tell them. “You don’t have to do this,” I say. My concern is not well received. I’ve upset the locals. Asked to leave. Last thing I remember. Wake up in puke stained sheets. Filled in on rest of the night’s antics. Told tried to fight another pledge brother. One of us was naked. Thankfully, not me. Date won’t talk to me for rest of weekend. “Blackout like Barnacle” is coined. Still haven’t lived it down. 

 

This is amazing. I love that the drunken impulse was to "free the strippers."

[fredst 9,064]

3 minutes ago, augolf1716 said:

Also if you've never dated a stripper......... the good ones make a frickin fortune and like to spend it 

Never had the pleasure but talked to a very pretty one at the Cheetah when I was at Auburn that was funding her Ga Tech education (and then some)  with what she was making there. Cash money too…..

Edited November 2, 2021 by fredst

[fredst 9,064]

5 hours ago, Barnacle said:

Be me, 19 years old, chaplain of fraternity pledge class, first time in the French Quarter, ordering double jack and cokes at Pat O’Briens. My date, sober, and highly evangelical, pretending to be anywhere but there. Someone hands me a hand grenade. “Chug it!” I oblige. Fall into patio table. Escorted out. Date no where to be found. Friends headed to strip club. Feeling sorry for myself. Who needs a date, anyway? Enter club. Decide strippers need more respect than they are being given. “You’re better than this,” I tell them. “You don’t have to do this,” I say. My concern is not well received. I’ve upset the locals. Asked to leave. Last thing I remember. Wake up in puke stained sheets. Filled in on rest of the night’s antics. Told tried to fight another pledge brother. One of us was naked. Thankfully, not me. Date won’t talk to me for rest of weekend. “Blackout like Barnacle” is coined. Still haven’t lived it down. 

 

😂This is a great story. Mentioning your chaplaincy an important detail. Barnacle the Raconteur. Thanks for sharing 

Edited November 2, 2021 by fredst

[augolf1716 21,432]

19 minutes ago, fredst said:

Never had the pleasure but talked to a very pretty one at the Cheetah when I was at Auburn that was funding her Ga Tech education (and then some)  with what she was making there. Cash money too…..

English Pub West Palm Beach .....Cindy real name stage name Starry loved to play golf 

Cheetah Pompano Beach.......Stephanie stage name Misty

[AUwent 3,778]

Is the kid ok? I know monkeys are different from apes but they can still do some serious damage I think.

[Barnacle 9,064]

4 hours ago, cbo said:

This is amazing. I love that the drunken impulse was to "free the strippers."

Straight from the heart

I’m with @McLoofusthough. Strip clubs are best enjoyed amongst the company of other women. Otherwise, I’m not much a fan. 

[Barnacle 9,064]

4 hours ago, augolf1716 said:

No offense but that was just plain..........well you know

As it was told to me, he and I ended back up our room with his date and my very, very prudish date. He took a shower and then decided to walk out of the bathroom with his towel over his shoulder. I took offense at this and decided I needed to fight him to protect my date’s honor, I’m sure. 

Edited November 3, 2021 by Barnacle

[cbo 7,968]

1 hour ago, Barnacle said:

Straight from the heart

I’m with @McLoofusthough. Strip clubs are best enjoyed amongst the company of other women. Otherwise, I’m not much a fan. 

You don’t like $15 Cokes? Don’t like commiserating with extremely questionable men? Don’t like feeling pathetic, sad, horny, and guilty at the exact same time? 

[McLoofus 35,182]

11 hours ago, Barnacle said:

As it was told to me, he and I ended back up our room with his date and my very, very prudish date. He took a shower and then decided to walk out of the bathroom with his towel over his shoulder. I took offense at this and decided I needed to fight him to protect my date’s honor, I’m sure. 

I see a theme emerging here. 

A rare, true man of principle. We need men like you on that wall.

While we look at strippers.

Edit: Well, while all of us except Golf just look at them.

Edited November 3, 2021 by McLoofus

[McLoofus 35,182]

10 hours ago, cbo said:

You don’t like $15 Cokes? Don’t like commiserating with extremely questionable men? Don’t like feeling pathetic, sad, horny, and guilty at the exact same time? 

The good news is that you eventually get to a point where all of those feelings are replaced by just "bored".

Went to a buddy's bachelor party at the Pony in ATL. Didn't know many of the other dudes, and after hanging out with them for awhile, I didn't really care to all that much. It was 2011 and it was the night of the first bama/LSU game. Found a seat at the bar where I could see the TV with the game on. This girl comes walking down the bar and starts dancing in front of me. I leaned over a little so I could keep watching the game literally between her legs. She was not pleased. I will say, though, that there was a true pole assassin working that night. One of those really athletic ones. Touched the ceiling with her heels. It was legitimately impressive and exciting. She received a standing ovation from the entire room. Needed a rake for the cash on the stage. Closest I'll ever get to attending an Olympic gymnastics event. It was one of the more bizarrely cool moments I've been part of. I honestly don't remember if she even took her top off.

 

[augolf1716 21,432]

12 hours ago, Barnacle said:

As it was told to me, he and I ended back up our room with his date and my very, very prudish date. He took a shower and then decided to walk out of the bathroom with his towel over his shoulder. I took offense at this and decided I needed to fight him to protect my date’s honor, I’m sure. 

The big question I really really have is why in the hell are you with a prudish date? And in New Orleans of all places good lord you can get a girl/date on every corner/bar

[abw0004 10,134]

Getting into the weeds here but this is a good reason why you shouldn't be allowed to have moneys as pets.

Fact for those curious how you get them:  In order for a money to be a pet, you have to get them really young (as early as three days old).  However, as young as they need them, they are still on their mother's backs so you have to tranquilize the mother or shoot the mother to get the baby.

[Barnacle 9,064]

33 minutes ago, augolf1716 said:

The big question I really really have is why in the hell are you with a prudish date? And in New Orleans of all places good lord you can get a girl/date on every corner/bar

Mistakes were made, man. Worst part is that I was warned not to take her, but if you could see her, maybe you’d forgive me.

[Barnacle 9,064]

30 minutes ago, abw0004 said:

Getting into the weeds here but this is a good reason why you shouldn't be allowed to have moneys as pets.

Fact for those curious how you get them:  In order for a money to be a pet, you have to get them really young (as early as three days old).  However, as young as they need them, they are still on their mother's backs so you have to tranquilize the mother or shoot the mother to get the baby.

Yeah that sounds messed up

[Tigerbelle 5,299]

23 hours ago, cbo said:

Assuming the kid is okay, he was just gifted with the greatest story ever. Over/under on how many times he tells this story in his life?

I just hope that monkey can provide Pole Assassin the emotional support she needs during this trying time. 

I can tell you from personal experience. When I was about 4 or 5...I was out with my cousins visiting s family friend who owned a little spider monkey. In case any of you don't know this.....monkeys are kinda mean and they do bite aad attack people quite often.   The monkey was sitting on his perch, and he jumped off, ran up to me and bit me hard on the arm. He did not like all the kids being around him, and he was upset enough to attack me as I was getting closer to him.. Luckily my uncle was able to get the monkey away before it was could attack me further, but that monkey had every intention of tearing me apart. My family still talks about it and we called my Uncle the family hero....lol. I have told this story a million times and as a bonus I am terrified of monkeys. They look cute but they are vicious. I can't imagine having one as a support pet because they are essentially wild animals.

This stripper/coach story is just.....sleazy....all the way around. I feel bad for his family. 

Edited November 3, 2021 by Tigerbelle

[AUloggerhead 2,267]

1 hour ago, Tigerbelle said:

I can tell you from personal experience. When I was about 4 or 5...I was out with my cousins visiting s family friend who owned a little spider monkey. In case any of you don't know this.....monkeys are kinda mean and they do bite aad attack people quite often.   The monkey was sitting on his perch, and he jumped off, ran up to me and bit me hard on the arm. He did not like all the kids being around him, and he was upset enough to attack me as I was getting closer to him.. Luckily my uncle was able to get the monkey away before it was could attack me further, but that monkey had every intention of tearing me apart. My family still talks about it and we called my Uncle the family hero....lol. I have told this story a million times and as a bonus I am terrified of monkeys. They look cute but they are vicious. I can't imagine having one as a support pet because they are essentially wild animals.

This stripper/coach story is just.....sleazy....all the way around. I feel bad for his family. 

Whoa!  That must have been traumatic for you, Tigerbelle.  Thanks for sharing your monkey's uncle story, but do you also have any favorite, normal French Qtr debauchery tales?  Seem like this is the thread for it ...

Edited November 3, 2021 by AUloggerhead

[Tigerbelle 5,299]

6 hours ago, AUloggerhead said:

Whoa!  That must have been traumatic for you, Tigerbelle.  Thanks for sharing your monkey's uncle story, but do you also have any favorite, normal French Qtr debauchery tales?  Seem like this is the thread for it ...

Nah. I have never been much of a drinker. I love the food, the architecture, the music and the ghost stories in NOLA but I hate bars so I manage to stay out of trouble when I'm there. No tales of debauchery from anywhere else either. Just the monkey bite trauma. 

 

Edited November 4, 2021 by Tigerbelle

[PowerOfDixieland 3,226]

5 hours ago, AUloggerhead said:

Whoa!  That must have been traumatic for you, Tigerbelle.  Thanks for sharing your monkey's uncle story, but do you also have any favorite, normal French Qtr debauchery tales?  Seem like this is the thread for it ...

                                               

                                                                            

                                          I was also kind of hoping the monkeys' uncle at least had some white liquor to celebrate his heroism.....

Edited November 4, 2021 by PowerOfDixieland

[Tigerbelle 5,299]

On 11/2/2021 at 5:10 PM, AUwent said:

Is the kid ok? I know monkeys are different from apes but they can still do some serious damage I think.

A monkey can rip your face apart. They are actually pretty bad tempered even though they are really cute. The cuteness is why humans want them as pets but it's a terrible idea.

[AUwent 3,778]

11 minutes ago, Tigerbelle said:

A monkey can rip your face apart. They are actually pretty bad tempered even though they are really cute. The cuteness is why humans want them as pets but it's a terrible idea.

I know about the stuff chimpanzees have done--they terrify me. I know apes != monkeys, but I'd rather not have a face to face encounter with a monkey either.

Edited November 4, 2021 by AUwent

[Tigerbelle 5,299]

1 minute ago, PowerOfDixieland said:

                                               

                                                                            

                                          I was also kind of hoping the monkeys' uncle at least had some white liquor to celebrate his heroism.....

Maybe he did later on.....after my other heroic uncle who was a Dr came to treat my monkey bite and calm my mother's fears about my injury and the possibility of rabies. It caused quite an uproar on my grandmother's farm that Sunday afternoon so there may have been some drinking to settle some nerves anyway.