Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 20, 2023 Author Share Posted November 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, rocketman73 said: Why, pray tell, do you "hate" Alabama? Alabama, Auburn, and all other universities are educational institutions. If you can't reply in a rational way, DON'T. I don't suffer fools. Respectfully It’s a tongue in cheek thread. In reality, I don’t “hate” the school. In fact, I don’t “hate” many of their players. There are a few exceptions and “hate” is probably too strong of an emotion, even then. When I was growing up, I was subjected to ridicule from a fan base, where adults would make fun of children, all because of our choice of allegiance. As a whole, the portion of their fanbase whose major tie to the team was the purchase of a hat at WalMart is unbelievably unbearable. All in all, my main goal was to lighten the mood. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbo 7,979 Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 27 minutes ago, Dwayne Pride said: It’s a tongue in cheek thread. In reality, I don’t “hate” the school. In fact, I don’t “hate” many of their players. There are a few exceptions and “hate” is probably too strong of an emotion, even then. When I was growing up, I was subjected to ridicule from a fan base, where adults would make fun of children, all because of our choice of allegiance. As a whole, the portion of their fanbase whose major tie to the team was the purchase of a hat at WalMart is unbelievably unbearable. All in all, my main goal was to lighten the mood. If it makes you feel better, this exchange made me laugh. You made a clearly lighthearted thread, filled with jokes, to lighten the mood. And someone came along and STRONGLY OBJECTED. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 20, 2023 Author Share Posted November 20, 2023 5 minutes ago, cbo said: If it makes you feel better, this exchange made me laugh. You made a clearly lighthearted thread, filled with jokes, to lighten the mood. And someone came along and STRONGLY OBJECTED. It’s the nature of the beast. He was sincere in his question so I was in my response. In all honesty, my first thought was “Lighten up, Francis.” 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 20, 2023 Author Share Posted November 20, 2023 Nick Saban pulls into a parallel parking space head first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 20, 2023 Author Share Posted November 20, 2023 Terrance Cody was offsides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 20, 2023 Author Share Posted November 20, 2023 Nick Saban eats ketchup on hot dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aucanucktiger 1,805 Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 (edited) Saban takes 6 items to the 5 item or less grocery line. Saban removes tags from cheesy motel mattresses. Saban puts 1 sock & 1 shoe on before putting on the other sock. Edited November 20, 2023 by aucanucktiger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVR 818 Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 38 minutes ago, Dwayne Pride said: Nick Saban eats ketchup on hot dogs. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homersapien 11,513 Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 13 hours ago, Dwayne Pride said: When I was growing up, I was subjected to ridicule from a fan base, where adults would make fun of children, all because of our choice of allegiance. As a whole, the portion of their fanbase whose major tie to the team was the purchase of a hat at WalMart is unbelievably unbearable. THIS ^^^ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im4aual 488 Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 In 1941 bama finished 20th in the final AP poll, behind four other SEC teams, they claim this as a national championship. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishoptf 699 Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 (edited) 13 hours ago, Dwayne Pride said: It’s the nature of the beast. He was sincere in his question so I was in my response. In all honesty, my first thought was “Lighten up, Francis.” Anyone that can make Stripes movie quotes is alright in my book...Arrrrrmy training sir! Edited November 20, 2023 by bishoptf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUB78 1,365 Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 16 hours ago, Dwayne Pride said: Big Al is a representative of an obese state population. And the sloppy appearance of 80% of their fan base. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigeraddikt 1,621 Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 18 hours ago, WillMunny said: When Nick Saban drops a Little Debbie snack cake on the floor, he eats it anyway. That's what I'm gonna start calling a deuce: "gotta go drop a little debbie" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alabastertiger 617 Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Saban eats his desert first, heck he even snacks right before dinner ... the filthy animal! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerrules 517 Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Bammers never wash their hands on their way out of the restroom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillMunny 1,384 Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Nick Saban waxes the stairs at the nursing home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 21, 2023 Author Share Posted November 21, 2023 Nick Saban barbecues a kitten after a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 21, 2023 Author Share Posted November 21, 2023 Nick Saban doesn’t write thank you notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 21, 2023 Author Share Posted November 21, 2023 Jalen Milroe crosses against the light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 21, 2023 Author Share Posted November 21, 2023 Kirby Smart is fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 21, 2023 Author Share Posted November 21, 2023 Just now, Dwayne Pride said: Kirby Smart is fat. Oops. Spillover. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 21, 2023 Author Share Posted November 21, 2023 Nick Saban doesn’t drink. Draw your own conclusions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 21, 2023 Author Share Posted November 21, 2023 Nick Saban pees sitting down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 21, 2023 Author Share Posted November 21, 2023 Nick Saban is Nick Saban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weagl1 1,789 Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 6 minutes ago, Dwayne Pride said: Nick Saban pees sitting down. I know why. I heard he had some trouble with his back and his doctor told him don’t lift nothing heavy. Either that or he couldn’t find it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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