Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: :bigsmile: It looks less gay. Q: How long will Ed Orgeron last at Ole Miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsixfive 328 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 2 more years. Are we talking about looks or the performance of the Shelby GT?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Liger 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: Strictly performance because ALL cars mentioned are extremely sexy and I would be giddy as a school girl to own ANY of them. With that said, my money goes on the 70 Chevelle SS454. Q: How about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Definitely looks. How important does someone have to be before they are assasinated instead of murdered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Liger 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: At a minimum they must be an ex spouse. Not even bammers are worthy of being assassinated. Q: Why is everything bigger and better in Texas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Cause' God made Texas with his own hands. Brought down angels from the promised land. What disease did cured ham actually have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Liger 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: It....uh......I don't know, lol. Q: Why are you ripping off the Jack Johnson community forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 The who...what forum? Who is Jack Johnson? And I'm thinking up all these myself..no really..I am... For instance, can you cry under water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Liger 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: No more than you can answer why a round pizza comes in a square box. Q: I'm going to lunch, who wants to go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 I'm in. Guess you got the same list of questions. How about a Steven Wright reference? If I put instant coffee in the microwave, would I go back in time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Liger 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: LOL, no. Q: If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,499 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: No, because it's the silence of the mime that drove me shoot him to begin with. Q: What brain affliction caused someone to create cole slaw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,041 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: The cabbage farmers wife. Q: Was American Independence Inevitable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: Yes, we didn't want to be associated with bad food and powdered wigs. Q: What's the deal with Grape Nuts cereal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,499 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: Apparently some find gravel to be a delicacy. Q: Are most female celebrities too skinny? (In other words, do you prefer a little "junk in the trunk"?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,456 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 I have heard that Cocaine causes weight loss. Why are uaters SOOOO ignorant and clueless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: Inbreeding Q: Why was the answer to that question not obvious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Tim, I'd rather try to figure out women than answer your question. If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it hit a Bammer on the head, would anyone care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,431 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: I deny it all, You cant prove a thing.... Q: If they perfected penile enlargement, how long would that line be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,041 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: I would have no need to get in line. Q: When stirring rice, how do they decide which single grain of rice will stick to the spoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: Seniority. Q: Do clowns taste funny to cannibals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWK 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A. Only on Saturdays Q. Does it smell like updog in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,431 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Whazzup dogg????????????????? Why did a middleaged man respond to that like a kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,041 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: I have no idea. Q: Why is abbreviated such a long word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWK 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A. lol, rofl, wtf, omg, N2mh, FTW, and xoxo.......duh Q. Whats cooler than a polar bears toe nail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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