The Question/Answer Thread

[WarTim 3,457]

A: Ask "flipper".

Q: Why do most people like the smell of "puppy breath"?

[DKW 86 7,441]

A. You need to get new friends if they like the smell of dog breath.

Q. Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: Because they are idiots.

b: Better Spin City deputy mayor - Charlie Sheen or Michael J. Fox?

[chinook 0]

fox

playboy or penthouse?

[Tiger in Spain 0]

A: Penthouse

Q: If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

[Jenny AU-92 0]

A: Penthouse

Q: If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

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They are too stupid to know better.

Codeine or Percodan? (I am voting Codeine right now... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee )

[Tiger in Spain 0]

A: Codeine. I went on that trip when I had my wisdom teeth pulled all at once.

Q: Paper or plastic?

[saniflush 0]

A: paper. also used to soak up grease off fries and chicken when done cooking them.

Q: Why can't you fix stupid?

[Tiger in Spain 0]

A: Because if it were fixed, there wouldn't be anything to talk about.

Q: Would you rather be very attractive and dumb or ugly and smart?

[WarTim 3,457]

A: As I am ugly AND dumb, I wouldn't know. I would prefer Handsome and Smart, but, it just ain't gonna' happen.

Q: Why do the three major networks STILL bother with nightly news programs?

[saniflush 0]

A: cause they think Cable is a "fad"

Q: Why do dull people have clean houses.

[Tigermike 3,054]

A: Boredom

Q: If you are a man and cannot remember the last time you had sex with

a woman, are you gay or married?

[vatz22au 142]

A: Married

Q: Ford or Chevy?

[WarTim 3,457]

A: Chevy

Q: Why is a State Trooper ALWAYS around when you are SPEEDING?

[DKW 86 7,441]

A. Why are you always speeding around state troopers?

Q. Is stupid hereditary or behavioral?

[Tigermike 3,054]

A: Stupid is as stupid does

Q: Is a small pig called a hamlet?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: No, it is called Houston Nutt.

q: More annoying, Aubie7 or PowerI?

[AUesquire 1]

No contest....right?

Why do Hollywood stars feel it is their responsibility to use their stardom as a platform to enlighten us all with their views?

[WarTim 3,457]

A: Because they are liberals. That is what they do.

Q: Why do we need an alternative to A-Z Rock n Roll?

[Captain Liger 0]

A: We don't.

Q: Why do women lie, cheat, and spend all the money we earn and then make us out to be the bad guy?

[saniflush 0]

A: cause they all have snakes in their heads...aka medusa

Q: Why do they accuse us of having snakes in our pants?

[abrnfanatc 6]

A: Because we do.

Q: Who will be the next Governor of Alabama?

[Captain Liger 0]

A: Hank Williams, Jr. in a landslide.

Q: Anyone out there aware besides me that bammer has actually only TWO NC's to their credit and NOT 12?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: It is actually 5 NCAA titles for Bama, all in Women's Gymnastics. The NCAA does not crown any Division 1-A football champions.

q: How many NCAA titles does Auburn have? (hint: More than 5.)

[AUesquire 1]

They've got more than 5 in swimming alone. And I wouldn't claim 12 even if that were the correct number.

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why is there a freakin' song about it?