The Question/Answer Thread

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

(I plagiarized this almost in its entirety from another forum, but that's ok since they plagiarized it from somewhere else.)

How to play:

1) Answer the question in the last post

2) Ask a new question in yours.

How to make it work well:

* Only answer the last question.

* Your question should not be directed at anyone specifically.

* If two people post at the same time (in other words, two people answer the same quesiton), the person who's post was second should either delete their post, or edit their post to answer the correct question.. This prevents the thread from "derailing" and maintains continuity.

* Quoting is OK, but really isn't necessary..

Q: Got it?

[Captain Liger 0]

A: Got it.

Q: Can Twinkies really survive a nuclear holocaust?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

A: No, but only because the surviving cockroaches eat them soon afterward.

B: What is your favorite internet forum outside of AUNation?

[Captain Liger 0]

A: I'm not that addicted to the internet...unlike you.

Q: Why are women so hard to figure out?

[jared52 4,354]

A: Because we're too busy looking at them to worry about junk like feelings! (My wife doesn't visit this site!)

Q: Who shot J.R.?

[Captain Liger 0]

A: Kristin

Q: What is the meaning of life?

[Tigermike 3,041]

I could (try) to get philosophical with this answer, but in keeping with Jared's previous answer, I will say.

A: To look at as many women as possible.

Q: Why we start our year on the first of January?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

A: Because that is when all the important bowl games used to be played in ancient times.

Q: Who else is cheering for the Longhorns tonight?

[Tigermike 3,041]

A: I am for the most part, but have been looking forward to a good football game. So far I have not been disappointed! I am even more impressed with Vince Young.

Q: What do you believe is true even though you cannot prove it?

[DKW 86 7,431]

A: That there are intelligent people on this planet?

Q: What is the average velocity of a Swallow?

[Tiger in Spain 0]

A: It depends on whether it's an African or European Swallow.

Q: If you could be on the cover of any magazine next month, which magazine would you want it to be, and what would the caption say?

[saniflush 0]

A - "Lotto Winners Weekly" - New Winner of largest lottery pot EVER

Q - If a cat always lands on its feet and a piece of bread always lands peanut butter side down what happens when you put the bread on a cats back?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

A: The greater mass of the cat overwhelms the mass of the butter and toast and the cat lands on its feet. Side note, if you apply enough force over a short enough distance, a cat will land on its head. Don't ask.

Q: Does this thread have any hope of overtaking A to Z in rock?

[Tiger in Spain 0]

A: Absolutely. There are more questions available than songs.

Q: What is the difference between catsup and ketchup?

[saniflush 0]

A: - Ketchup is made from tomatos..... Catsup is what you have when the proper amount of force is exerted upon a cat over a short distance. (see Tigrinum Majors earlier post)

Q: - What is the draft order of the two QB's and RB from lat night?

[Captain Liger 0]

A: Their respective shade of red.

Q: Was anybody besides me expecting Matt Leinart to be such a sore loser last night with his "We're still the better team" comment?

[Tigermike 3,041]

A: I wasn't expecting it, but it sure didn't surprise me.

Q: How Far is the Horizon?

[bigsixfive 328]

A:  I wasn't expecting it, but it sure didn't surprise me.

Q:  How Far is the Horizon?

208853[/snapback]

1.17*sqrt(eye height)=horizon distance in nautical miles when looking out into the ocean. I think thats about 4-5 regular miles for a person whos eyes are 6 feet off teh ground.

What’s the dumbest purchase you’ve ever made?

[saniflush 0]

A: Undercoating Rust Protection for a car a number of years ago.

Q: What is the smartest purchase you have ever made?

[Captain Liger 0]

A: Hiring a divorce attorney. Smart......very smart.

Q: OK.....clear your minds for this one.....which car IS more badass than the others: 67 Chevelle SS396, 67 Shelby Mustang GT500, 69 Camaro SS396 Indy Pace Car, 69 Charger (Hemi), or the 70 Chevelle SS454?

[Tigermike 3,041]

A: 67 Shelby Mustang GT500!

Q: What is your definition of "IS"?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

A: Third person singular present indicative of "be".

Q: If a circle is happy and a square is angry, what is a triangle?

[Captain Liger 0]

A: Pissed off that you asked such a stupid question.

Q: When is two days before the day after tomorrow?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

A: Today

Q: What is half of Tuesday evening? ( I love these nonsense questions because they make you so angry, my 1st Cav friend.)

[Captain Liger 0]

A: The beginning of Happy Hour.

Q: Which smilie is your favorite? :bigsmile: or :blushbig:

(I love this because I know how angry smilies make you my Reservist friend)