The Question/Answer Thread

[Tigermike 3,054]

A: Expensive shoes?????

Q: Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: Just another example of "the man" trying to confuse the public.

q: How much wood would a woodcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[CCTAU 3,346]

Only enough to upchuck.

If Mr. tur-tel is in the well and Mr. Buz-zard is in the yard, where did they send Mr. Rab-bit??

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: To go get the sh**.

q: What is the most inappropriate thing you have ever said to anyone?

[WarTim 3,457]

A: "roll tide" (Said it once to my uat big brother. I have lived with regret ever since.)

Q: Why is youth wasted on the young?

[chinook 0]

so old people can ponder

are we all bammer haters?

[DKW 86 7,441]

A. No way, You arent supposed to hate those you pity...

Q. Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?

[WarTiger 3,922]

A: No idea

Q: If sour cream is left out, does it go good??

[Tigermike 3,054]

A: yes

Q: Why is abbreviated such a long word?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: Same reason there isn't another word for Thesarus.

q: Ginger or Maryann?

[WarTiger 3,922]

a: maryann

q. why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway??

[Draven 0]

A: People always do the opposite of what they are told

Q: Why is it a T.V. set you only get one?

[Tigermike 3,054]

A: If you hit the sales right, you can get a set.

Q: Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: Because the lemons in detergent are for the cleaning properties of citric acid and not the flavor.

q: Jessica Rabbit or Bugs Bunny when he dressed up like a female rabbit?

[DKW 86 7,441]

A. Jessica Rabbit ...(MaryAnn, btw)

Q.If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[Tigermike 3,054]

A: What does your wife say about that question?

Q: Are grapes the seeds of grapefruit?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: No, they are the seeds of wrath.

q: Which conundrum would you dread more - caught between the Scylla and Charibdes or the Pit and the Pendulum?

[DKW 86 7,441]

A. I dont know but dont you be cursin in one them thar furrin langwedges on this here board.

Q. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

[chinook 0]

they like to piss people off

is oj a murderer?

[Tigermike 3,054]

A: How can a breakfast drink be a murderer?

Q: If you could drive faster than the speed of light would your headlights work?

[DKW 86 7,441]

A. I did that once, but I dont recall whether they worked or not, It was all a blur....

Q. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard or any body hair?

[SupperClub 0]

A. Jane uses tree sap to wax him. Tarzan = Metrosexual

Q. If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?

[Tigermike 3,054]

A: Open seating, wherever they wish.

But usually on the outside waiting for the United States to save their butts from whoever the bad guys are at any particular time in history. Not overlooking committed allies.

Q: Who would win in a fight between Superman & The Incredible Hulk?

[WarTim 3,457]

A: I am gonna' go with Superman. (Unless that Green tint of the Hulk is caused by Kryptonite)

Q: Where do we go from here? Which is the way that's clear?

[chinook 0]

go left. avoid dark places.

is a school of fish in session?