WarTim 3,456 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: My Wife's attitude when Football is on one channel and ANY "chick flick" is on Lifetime Network. Q: If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a wooden legged grasshopper to kick all of the seeds out of a Dill Pickle? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupperClub 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A. 28 minutes, 18 seconds Q. If I shot the sheriff, then who shot the deputy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,041 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A: Tookie' Williams Q: Who's idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,431 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 A. A guy with a lisp.... Q. What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: Then I am not going to work tomorrow. Q: Is the site faster for you now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jared52 4,354 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: No, but I only have a 128k connection. Q: When do you plan on doing your taxes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,041 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: Sometime before April 15. Q: What's another word for synonym? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: Same Q: How does a black cow, eat green grass, and give white milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,499 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: Same way a white Irish guy eats red chili and craps brown. Q: Why did God give ostriches wings if they're too heavy to fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,456 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: The same reason He gave uaters a brain and not the capacity to actually USE it. Q: If a uater gets a divorce, is his ex-wife STILL his cousin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsixfive 328 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Depends on which ex-wife you're talking about. It could be his cousin, half sister, or niece. If two bama fans get a divorce, who gets the trailer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,431 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A. Whosever's Momma gave them the old Fairlane up on blocks in the front yard. Q. If money cant buy me Love, than why am I working three jobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,456 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: Because you can't get your family to stop those bad habits of wearing clothes and eating groceries. B: How many "digits" on Coach Tuberville's hand will it take to send flipper to the kitchen of one of his Dad's steak house eateries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: 6 Q: It's 4:30PM on a Friday here....what am I still doing at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsixfive 328 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Probably not much considering you're on here! Do they put underwear on corpses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 No. Where do you think I buy all of mine from? Why does "Knife" start with a K? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,041 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: The lawyers did it. Q: Where would we be without rhetorical questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,431 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A. Having to give more inane and insipid answers. Just like this one... Q. What are Lawyers good for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWK 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A. Supplying my paycheck Q. Seriously, for real, where the h*ll is Waldo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,456 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: Waldo is between Talladega and Ashland, Al. (They make some very good syrup there twice a year) Q:Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: Waldo is between Talladega and Ashland, Al. (They make some very good syrup there twice a year) Q:Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? 209276[/snapback] Same reason we have a Department of Defense with first strike capability. Isn't that Offense? Do you know the way to San Jose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUJarhead 70 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: Drive to airport, take a flight. Q: Better chance of happening: Tim rooting for Alabama, or BottomFeeder voting Republican? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: Bottomfeeder voting Republican, Tim is too staunch in his position on the other school Q: Over/under of number of seasons left for Houston Nutt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,431 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A. It is an Irrational Number, same as his coaching philosophy. Q. When will this thread be bigger then "Rock and Roll from A-Z?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Liger 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A: Faster than TMajor can find his missing toe. Q: Is anybody goin' down to San Antone or Phoenix, Arizona? Anyplace is all right as long as I forget I ever known her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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