The Caption Game

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[cehuff21 0]

"And all this time we thought it was the carpet that was magic!"

[AURainman 6]

http://www.pipersprecisionproducts.com/air...dec13%20021.jpg

http://www.bryanandac.com/images/ARROWGUN.JPG

Put it all together now. I you can image what I have posted in ten places around my property with motion detection, automatic firing capabilities, artificial intelligence, and analog/digital day/night vision cameras. It's not just for kids you know. I can take anything and make it lethal, even a loaf of bread.

http://www.ottawarobotics.org/paintball.html

Now, I filled the paint balls (custom made by me) with acid. It's totally legal, and lethal. So, come on my property uninvited and it will surprise them to say the least.

Now, use you imagination.

Here, go read a book and learn what they didn't teach you at Auburn.

http://www.solarbotics.com/products/index....&group=abgm

You are hilarious!!!

[autiger518 1]

There's only one thing a man can do when he's suffering from a spiritual and existential funk.

Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys?

No. Buy new suits!

YAY!

[Bottomfeeder 244]

Thanks autiger518, I needed that.

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[Tiger in Spain 0]

COWARDS!

[Tigermike 3,054]

He may be a dog, but she's not!

More come to mind, but I will refrain.

Doggy style tennis anyone?

[autiger518 1]

When Glenn told Melissa he wanted her to ride on his slippery hot dog, this isnt what he had in mind.

[CCTAU 3,346]

"Watch those fingers, mister."

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[Tigermike 3,054]

The Three Amigos! Part II

In the long awaited sequel, the Three Amigos, accept an invitation to a Chinese village to replay their bandit fighter roles, unaware that it is real thing.

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[Tigermike 3,054]

HH: "Her teeth are as fake as her________!"

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[cehuff21 0]

Mom told me football was too dangerous, so I chose this!

[cehuff21 0]

Did you guys hear that??? She said Bama's Back!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tigermike 3,054]

Bull: "Now do you get the point?"

Matador: "These light blue pants are sure to stain, I'm either bleeding or I $hit my pants."

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[Tigermike 3,054]

"I saw his Swift Sam!"

[chinook 0]

mount afghanmore

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[cehuff21 0]

Here try... I made these from scratch.