The Caption Game

[CCTAU 3,346]

Quick. Push it back out to sea.

[DKW 86 7,441]

And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

Post of the day...

[aumd03 2]

What happens when you cross dog fighting and sumo wrestling.

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[lukeduke 8]

Hey Frank, wasn't a moving target 50 bonus points?

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[JohnDeere 0]

"If anybody is interested, you can pick this cute little kitty out for adoption at the downtown animal shelter. Cats make great companion pets."

[CCTAU 3,346]

"I shoulda left this damn cat in the house."

[autiger518 1]

In order to save the cat's life from the burning building Owner, Willie Fisterbottom placed the cat into the freezer but forgot to unplug it.... Fire Rescue Recovered the cat 12 hrs later.

HOLY S**T!!!!!!

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[Tigermike 3,054]

"What a unique presentation, square mountain oysters."

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[AU! 0]

yeah... hold on, some honky beeyotch is about to get a beatdown.

[JohnDeere 0]

Ha..your gut is hanging out of your pants too!! Button up those slacks Mr.

[Tigermike 3,054]

"Wait till you get this picture, the stupid cheerleader ain't wearing underwear!"

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[saniflush 0]

"I could have had a V-8!"

[AU! 0]

Praying to the Gods of Ramen.

[Tiger in Spain 0]

[lukeduke 8]

Think of my happy place

[AU! 0]

One of these days Alice...

[Tigermike 3,054]

Dog on left: "Yada, yada, yada, yada, bla, bla, bla, bla, yada, yada, yada, bla, bla, bla, bla."

Dog on right: "It's started."

A man came home from work and as soon as he walked in the door and saw his wife he said "Before it starts, go get me a beer and bring it to the TV room!"

His wife dutifully went and got him a beer and brought it to the TV room." She then sat on the sofa to watch the news.

Her husband quickly drank the beer and said, "Before it starts go get me another beer!"

The woman gave him a "look" but didn't say anything and got up and brought another beer.

When he finished his beer the husband told his wife to get another beer and some chips, then get dinner ready." The wife was getting a little mad by then, but got the beer and chips and started getting dinner on the table.

After dinner the man went back to the TV room and after cleaning up the kitchen the wife started into the TV room and the husband yelled for her to bring another beer.

She came to the TV room with the beer and said in an angry voice, "I am not your slave! I am your wife and all you do is order me around, get me a beer, get me a beer, get me a beer, get me a beer, yada, yada, yada, bla, bla, bla, bla, yada, yada, yada, bla, bla, bla, bla."

Husband: "It's started."

[cehuff21 0]

For those of you that enjoyed the "What would you say if you were an advice columnist" thread, you will probably get a kick out of this one. Each day, I will post a randomly selected picture and you get to add the caption. A simple 1 line quip will do.

Here's today's picture

"If my calculations are correct, "The Bahr" should burried riggggght..... abouuuut..... HERE!"

[cehuff21 0]

It's just not right letting them humiliate the game of football like that. Phil, you take out JPW... I'll take Darby. Anybody seen that Shula fella?

[cehuff21 0]

Every time the bell rings, somebody gets uglier.

DING DING DING DING DING DING

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