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Min. Donation: $17.50

(Free Shipping. Retail is $10.00; the difference supports BuzzFlash. Each order also includes a BuzzFlash Piggy Bank and a BuzzFlash Button.)

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Yes, this is the 52-card deck of the "Least Wanted Americans" that you have been waiting for!

The Joker, of course, is George W. Bush: "United the world against America, military deserter, thinks he can speak for God. Recent jokes played on the US: consistent lying, pushing tax cuts for rich buddies, hiring felons, ordering invasion and military occupation under false pretenses." John Ashcroft is the Ace of Clubs: "Enemy of the U.S. Constitution disguised as U.S. Attorney General." Ann Coulter is the Queen of Clubs, with Suggestions: "Valium, xantax, prozac and de-programming." Dick Cheney is the Ace of Diamonds: "Court-appointed vice president; actual man in charge; stays out of sight while manipulating the deck."

Each card has the following sections: Who, What, Card Value, and Suggestions. Produced by TVNewsLies.org, the full deck of cards is accompanied by a BuzzFlash button and a BuzzFlash piggy bank (in honor of the "pigs at the trough" who put the cash into the Bush Cartel's "cash and carry government"). All your favorites have a card of their own, including: Karl Rove, Paul Wolfowitz, Gale Norton, Pat Robertson, Anton Scalia and Newt Gingrich.

Not recommended for playing strip poker, unless you want to be taken to the cleaners.

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These are just TOO irresistable!!

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For $3 less, you can invest in these hillary_card_fan.jpg

At least with this deck, one can read actual quotes from the person and not brattish tirades created by a bunch of cry babies who are still upset that Gore lost the election.

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At least with this deck, one can read actual quotes from the person and not brattish tirades created by a bunch of cry babies who are still upset that Gore lost the election.

Rock on :lol:

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