18 Ways To Be a Good Democrat

[au9596 0]

18 Ways To Be A Good Democrat

1. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and government creates prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or North Korea.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in t he earth's climate and MORE affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own

>>money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low and ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas are not.

16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be Constitutionally-protected, but Manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

18. You have to believe that this message is part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

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[Bottomfeeder 244]

Add one: Daily punch a Republican right between the eyes. I wouldn't start my day any other way.

My feelings exactly. LMAO!

"All I'm saying is that we need a draft because our military is full of morons," Representative Charlie Rangel told Chris Wallace. "Most who join the military are people who wandered into a recruiting office thinking it was a candy store and then were too stupid to figure out how to use the door knob to get out. By drafting smarter people into the military, we'll free up the mentally handicapped who currently serve so they can go back to sweeping the floors at McDonalds."

http://www.imao.us/archives/006878.html

[AURaptor 1,126]

Add one: Daily punch a Republican right between the eyes. I wouldn't start my day any other way.

My feelings exactly. LMAO!

"All I'm saying is that we need a draft because our military is full of morons," Representative Charlie Rangel told Chris Wallace. "Most who join the military are people who wandered into a recruiting office thinking it was a candy store and then were too stupid to figure out how to use the door knob to get out. By drafting smarter people into the military, we'll free up the mentally handicapped who currently serve so they can go back to sweeping the floors at McDonalds."

http://www.imao.us/archives/006878.html

Huh?

This post makes no sense what so ever. Oh, maybe BF is praising Rangel, who himself is nuts. That's the only explanation I can think of.

[Tiger in Spain 0]

Nah, he's agreeing with his moonbat buddy's statement that "the military is full of morons."

I doubt he has the stones to say that to a soldier face-to-face. He'd probably get some much needed sense knocked into him.

[Tigermike 3,055]

Nah, he's agreeing with his moonbat buddy's statement that "the military is full of morons."

I doubt he has the stones to say that to a soldier face-to-face. He'd probably get some much needed sense knocked into him.

There is little chance of that happening, his stones are in his head.

[Bottomfeeder 244]

Only a moron would believe the offical lies of 911, and the Bush cabal. Only a moron would fight for someone else's democracy or have military presence inadequate for the task at hand. Only a moron would continue a military career in hopes of a federal pension which is just a liberal mooches easy way out for those bull#### degrees, like say sociology or psychology.

Let's play hide and seek.

To recapture trap-shy Eurasian lynx (Lynx lynx) in Switzerland, we developed a selective and minimally invasive capture system (MICS). The device consists of a blowgun remotely controlled by means of 2 built-in cameras and a swiveling 2-way pan-tilt head. The blowgun is monitored and triggered from a distance of up to 400 m and is capable of shooting darts with high accuracy at distances of about 12 m. We darted lynx at kill sites, but the system generally can be used in any situation where a medium to large mammal stands still for a moment at a predictable distance. The MICS allows selection of specific individuals, thereby avoiding capture of nontarget animals. As there is no holding device, risk of injuries due to capture is minimized. Preliminary data on hematology and serum cortisol levels furthermore indicated that captures with the MICS induced less stress than captures with either box traps or foot-snares. We believe this new system opens new possibilities to capture cautious animals and provides considerable progress regarding animal welfare considerations.

The loader was easy to design. Remote compressor, it's like a dart machine gun now.

[Tigermike 3,055]

Only a moron would believe the offical lies of 911, and the Bush cabal. Only a moron would fight for someone else's democracy or have military presence inadequate for the task at hand. Only a moron would continue a military career in hopes of a federal pension which is just a liberal mooches easy way out for those bull#### degrees, like say sociology or psychology.

Let's play hide and seek.

To recapture trap-shy Eurasian lynx (Lynx lynx) in Switzerland, we developed a selective and minimally invasive capture system (MICS). The device consists of a blowgun remotely controlled by means of 2 built-in cameras and a swiveling 2-way pan-tilt head. The blowgun is monitored and triggered from a distance of up to 400 m and is capable of shooting darts with high accuracy at distances of about 12 m. We darted lynx at kill sites, but the system generally can be used in any situation where a medium to large mammal stands still for a moment at a predictable distance. The MICS allows selection of specific individuals, thereby avoiding capture of nontarget animals. As there is no holding device, risk of injuries due to capture is minimized. Preliminary data on hematology and serum cortisol levels furthermore indicated that captures with the MICS induced less stress than captures with either box traps or foot-snares. We believe this new system opens new possibilities to capture cautious animals and provides considerable progress regarding animal welfare considerations.

The loader was easy to design. Remote compressor, it's like a dart machine gun now.

You are without a doubt the most despicable piece of S.H.I.T. to ever post on this board. Now if that is too personal for your taste, tuff S.H.I.T. If you don't like it, tuff S.H.I.T. If you don't like this response, tuff S.H.I.T., take your little socialist moonbat ass somewhere else.

[Bottomfeeder 244]

Only a moron would believe the offical lies of 911, and the Bush cabal. Only a moron would fight for someone else's democracy or have military presence inadequate for the task at hand. Only a moron would continue a military career in hopes of a federal pension which is just a liberal mooches easy way out for those bull#### degrees, like say sociology or psychology.

Let's play hide and seek.

To recapture trap-shy Eurasian lynx (Lynx lynx) in Switzerland, we developed a selective and minimally invasive capture system (MICS). The device consists of a blowgun remotely controlled by means of 2 built-in cameras and a swiveling 2-way pan-tilt head. The blowgun is monitored and triggered from a distance of up to 400 m and is capable of shooting darts with high accuracy at distances of about 12 m. We darted lynx at kill sites, but the system generally can be used in any situation where a medium to large mammal stands still for a moment at a predictable distance. The MICS allows selection of specific individuals, thereby avoiding capture of nontarget animals. As there is no holding device, risk of injuries due to capture is minimized. Preliminary data on hematology and serum cortisol levels furthermore indicated that captures with the MICS induced less stress than captures with either box traps or foot-snares. We believe this new system opens new possibilities to capture cautious animals and provides considerable progress regarding animal welfare considerations.

The loader was easy to design. Remote compressor, it's like a dart machine gun now.

You are without a doubt the most despicable piece of S.H.I.T. to ever post on this board. Now if that is too personal for your taste, tuff S.H.I.T. If you don't like it, tuff S.H.I.T. If you don't like this response, tuff S.H.I.T., take your little socialist moonbat ass somewhere else.

Let's meet for coffee sometime in the near future, Tigermike. As it happens to be, I may be in Bham real soon. Maybe this afternoon. What do ya say?

[Tigermike 3,055]

Only a moron would believe the offical lies of 911, and the Bush cabal. Only a moron would fight for someone else's democracy or have military presence inadequate for the task at hand. Only a moron would continue a military career in hopes of a federal pension which is just a liberal mooches easy way out for those bull#### degrees, like say sociology or psychology.

Let's play hide and seek.

To recapture trap-shy Eurasian lynx (Lynx lynx) in Switzerland, we developed a selective and minimally invasive capture system (MICS). The device consists of a blowgun remotely controlled by means of 2 built-in cameras and a swiveling 2-way pan-tilt head. The blowgun is monitored and triggered from a distance of up to 400 m and is capable of shooting darts with high accuracy at distances of about 12 m. We darted lynx at kill sites, but the system generally can be used in any situation where a medium to large mammal stands still for a moment at a predictable distance. The MICS allows selection of specific individuals, thereby avoiding capture of nontarget animals. As there is no holding device, risk of injuries due to capture is minimized. Preliminary data on hematology and serum cortisol levels furthermore indicated that captures with the MICS induced less stress than captures with either box traps or foot-snares. We believe this new system opens new possibilities to capture cautious animals and provides considerable progress regarding animal welfare considerations.

The loader was easy to design. Remote compressor, it's like a dart machine gun now.

You are without a doubt the most despicable piece of S.H.I.T. to ever post on this board. Now if that is too personal for your taste, tuff S.H.I.T. If you don't like it, tuff S.H.I.T. If you don't like this response, tuff S.H.I.T., take your little socialist moonbat ass somewhere else.

Let's meet for coffee sometime in the near future, Tigermike. As it happens to be, I may be in Bham real soon. Maybe this afternoon. What do ya say?

I say I have no interest in having coffee with a socialist supporter of Hugo Chávez.

[Bottomfeeder 244]

Only a moron would believe the offical lies of 911, and the Bush cabal. Only a moron would fight for someone else's democracy or have military presence inadequate for the task at hand. Only a moron would continue a military career in hopes of a federal pension which is just a liberal mooches easy way out for those bull#### degrees, like say sociology or psychology.

Let's play hide and seek.

To recapture trap-shy Eurasian lynx (Lynx lynx) in Switzerland, we developed a selective and minimally invasive capture system (MICS). The device consists of a blowgun remotely controlled by means of 2 built-in cameras and a swiveling 2-way pan-tilt head. The blowgun is monitored and triggered from a distance of up to 400 m and is capable of shooting darts with high accuracy at distances of about 12 m. We darted lynx at kill sites, but the system generally can be used in any situation where a medium to large mammal stands still for a moment at a predictable distance. The MICS allows selection of specific individuals, thereby avoiding capture of nontarget animals. As there is no holding device, risk of injuries due to capture is minimized. Preliminary data on hematology and serum cortisol levels furthermore indicated that captures with the MICS induced less stress than captures with either box traps or foot-snares. We believe this new system opens new possibilities to capture cautious animals and provides considerable progress regarding animal welfare considerations.

The loader was easy to design. Remote compressor, it's like a dart machine gun now.

You are without a doubt the most despicable piece of S.H.I.T. to ever post on this board. Now if that is too personal for your taste, tuff S.H.I.T. If you don't like it, tuff S.H.I.T. If you don't like this response, tuff S.H.I.T., take your little socialist moonbat ass somewhere else.

Let's meet for coffee sometime in the near future, Tigermike. As it happens to be, I may be in Bham real soon. Maybe this afternoon. What do ya say?

I say I have no interest in having coffee with a socialist supporter of Hugo Chávez.

A man of intergity you are not.

The Man of Integrity

There are times in the life of every man who takes his stand on high moral principles when his faith in, and knowledge of, those principles is tested to the uttermost, and the way in which he comes out of the fiery trial decides as to whether he has sufficient strength to live as a man of Truth, and join the company of the free, or shall still remain a slave and a hireling to the cruel taskmaster, Self.

Such times of trial generally assume the form of a temptation to do a wrong thing and continue in comfort and prosperity, or to stand by what is right and accept poverty and failure; and so powerful is the trial that, to the tempted one, it plainly appears on the face of things as though, if he chooses the wrong, his material success will be assured for the remainder of his life, but if he does what is right, he will be ruined for ever.

Frequently the man at once quails and gives way before this appalling prospect which the Path of Righteousness seems to hold out for him, but should he prove sufficiently strong to withstand this onslaught of temptation, then the inward seducer the spirit of self, assumes the grab of an Angel of Light, and whispers, "Think of your wife and children; think of those who are dependent upon you; will you bring them down to disgrace and starvation?"

Strong indeed and pure must be the man who can come triumphant out of such a trial, but he who does so, enters at once a higher realm of life, where his spiritual eyes are opened to see beautiful things; and then poverty and ruin which seemed inevitable do not come, but a more abiding success comes, and a peaceful heart and a quiet conscience. But he who fails does not obtain the promised prosperity, and his heart is restless and his conscience troubled.

The right-doer cannot ultimately fail, the wrong-doer cannot ultimately succeed, for

"Such is the Law which moves to Righteousness

Which none at last can turn aside or stay,"

and it is because justice is at the heart of things- because the Great Law is good- that the man of integrity is superior to fear, and failure, and poverty, and shame, and disgrace.As the poet further says of this Law:

"The heart of its Love, the end of it

Is peace and cosummation sweet-obey."

The man who fearing the loss of present pleasures or material comforts, denies the Truth within him, can be injured, and robbed, and degraded, and trampled upon, because he has first injured, robbed and degraded, and trampled upon his own nobler self; but the man of steadfast virtue, of unblemished integrity, cannot be subject to such conditions, because he has denied the craven self within him and has taken refuge in Truth. It is not the scourge and the chains which make a man a slave, but the fact that he is a slave.

Slander, Accusation, and malice cannot affect the righteous man, nor call from him any bitter response, nor does he need to go about to defend himself and prove his innocence. His innocence and integrity alone are a sufficient answer to all that hatred may attempt against him. Nor can he ever be subdued by the forces of darkness, having subdued all those forces within himself; but he turns all evil things to good account - out of darkness he brings light, out of hatred love, out of dishonour honour; and slanders, envies, and misrepresentations only serve to make more bright the jewel of Truth within him, and to glorify his high and holy destiny.

Let the man of integrity rejoice and be glad when he is severely tried; let him be thankful that he has been given an opportunity of proving his loyalty to the noble principles which he has espoused; and let him think: "Now is the hour of holy opportunity! Now is the day of triumph for Truth! Though I lose the whole world I will note desert the right!" So thinking, he will return good for evil, and will think compassionately of the wrong-doer.

The slanderer, the backbiter, and the wrong-doer may seem to succeed for a time, but the Law of Justice prevails; the man of integrity may seem to fail for a time, but he is invincible, and in none of the worlds, visible or invisible, can there be forged a weapon that shall prevail against him.

You hide behind a keyboard and spew meaningless rhetoric which further secures your lack of integrity and place in the lake of fire. I was going to show you the Love of God. But, you are a coward who is running from God.

[Tiger in Spain 0]

BF, the Germans called. They need you to get back in the clock.

[Tigermike 3,055]

You are NO ONE to judge anyone! Don't you dare quote scripture to me or anyone else. There have been too many times your post represent anything other than a Christian heart.

Get Thee behind me Satan.

[Bottomfeeder 244]

You are NO ONE to judge anyone! Don't you dare quote scripture to me or anyone else. There have been too many times your post represent anything other than a Christian heart.

Get Thee behind me Satan.

I sure can judge your fruits. All day long.

I like the way you capitalize the "S" in satan. That means you see him as a god. Only God is capitalized to mean a superior spirit. When you capitalize the "S" in satan, you in effect, glorify him. I'm not satan, but I know where he is. Do you? A man of integrity you are not. You must have honesty and virtue, and you lack those qualities.

Virtue is defined as "moral excellence and righteousness, goodness." Yet virtue can also be defined as "effective power." The 12 prime virtues are Honor, Love, Joy, Peace, Harmony, Agreeing and Adjusting with Light, Gratitude, Praise, Beauty, Obedience, Compassion and Faith. The 12 primary soul virtues protect us. We develop six virtues as gifts of devotion to God, and open six as gifts of devotion to humanity. "The whole multitude sought to touch [Jesus], for virtue went out of him, and healed them all."

[Tigermike 3,055]

You are NO ONE to judge anyone! Don't you dare quote scripture to me or anyone else. There have been too many times your post represent anything other than a Christian heart.

Get Thee behind me Satan.

I sure can judge your fruits. All day long.

I like the way you capitalize the "S" in satan. That means you see him as a god. Only God is capitalized to mean a superior spirit. When you capitalize the "S" in satan, you in effect, glorify him. I'm not satan, but I know where he is. Do you? A man of integrity you are not. You must have honesty and virtue, and you lack those qualities.

Virtue is defined as "moral excellence and righteousness, goodness." Yet virtue can also be defined as "effective power." The 12 prime virtues are Honor, Love, Joy, Peace, Harmony, Agreeing and Adjusting with Light, Gratitude, Praise, Beauty, Obedience, Compassion and Faith. The 12 primary soul virtues protect us. We develop six virtues as gifts of devotion to God, and open six as gifts of devotion to humanity. "The whole multitude sought to touch [Jesus], for virtue went out of him, and healed them all."

Maybe you should read the Bible sometimes. Maybe you should not jump to conclusions that your pea sized brain is not capable of making. The reason I capitalized Satan was because it was used as his name. Notice I didn't capitalize the h in "his name".

Crawl back in the hole you came from and don't try any mental leaps you are not capable of completing.

satan (King James Version)

1 Chronicles 21:1 (Read all of 1 Chronicles 21)

And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel.

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Job 1:6 (Read all of Job 1)

Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them.

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Job 1:7 (Read all of Job 1)

And the Lord said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

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Job 1:8 (Read all of Job 1)

And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?

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Job 1:9 (Read all of Job 1)

Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?

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Job 1:12 (Read all of Job 1)

And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.

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Job 2:1 (Read all of Job 2)

Again there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them to present himself before the Lord.

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Job 2:2 (Read all of Job 2)

And the Lord said unto Satan, From whence comest thou? And Satan answered the Lord, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

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Job 2:3 (Read all of Job 2)

And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.

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Job 2:4 (Read all of Job 2)

And Satan answered the Lord, and said, Skin for skin, yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life.

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Job 2:6 (Read all of Job 2)

And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life.

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Job 2:7 (Read all of Job 2)

So went Satan forth from the presence of the Lord, and smote Job with sore boils from the sole of his foot unto his crown.

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Psalm 109:6 (Read all of Psalm 109)

Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.

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Zechariah 3:1 (Read all of Zechariah 3)

And he shewed me Joshua the high priest standing before the angel of the Lord, and Satan standing at his right hand to resist him.

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Zechariah 3:2 (Read all of Zechariah 3)

And the Lord said unto Satan, The Lord rebuke thee, O Satan; even the Lord that hath chosen Jerusalem rebuke thee: is not this a brand plucked out of the fire?

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Matthew 4:10 (Read all of Matthew 4)

Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

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Matthew 12:26 (Read all of Matthew 12)

And if Satan cast out Satan, he is divided against himself; how shall then his kingdom stand?

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Matthew 16:23 (Read all of Matthew 16)

But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.

http://www.christnotes.org/bible.php?q=satan&ver=kjv

[Bottomfeeder 244]

Oh Gawd,

http://www.quantumpicture.com/Flo_Control/flo_control.htm

I know what look like.

[rexbo 104]

Only a moron would believe the offical lies of 911, and the Bush cabal. Only a moron would fight for someone else's democracy or have military presence inadequate for the task at hand. Only a moron would continue a military career in hopes of a federal pension which is just a liberal mooches easy way out for those bull#### degrees, like say sociology or psychology.

Please, Administrators, can you tell me how to turn off a member to make them persona non grata, so that their presence, their posts, their insane drivel never, ever shows up again on my screen???

[AFTiger 282]

Only a moron would believe the offical lies of 911, and the Bush cabal. Only a moron would fight for someone else's democracy or have military presence inadequate for the task at hand. Only a moron would continue a military career in hopes of a federal pension which is just a liberal mooches easy way out for those bull#### degrees, like say sociology or psychology.

Please, Administrators, can you tell me how to turn off a member to make them persona non grata, so that their presence, their posts, their insane drivel never, ever shows up again on my screen???

Rexbo, you are only feeding his lunacy. He is best ignored.

[AURaptor 1,126]

I know what look like.

Me know you brain not work right

[Bottomfeeder 244]

I thought you guys would get a kick out of that. Pretty funny, huh?

I'm thinking of becoming a Republican, seriously.

[Tiger in Spain 0]

Please, Administrators, can you tell me how to turn off a member to make them persona non grata, so that their presence, their posts, their insane drivel never, ever shows up again on my screen???

Click on the username, go to profile options, and hit "Ignore User".

[CCTAU 3,350]

Please, Administrators, can you tell me how to turn off a member to make them persona non grata, so that their presence, their posts, their insane drivel never, ever shows up again on my screen???

Click on the username, go to profile options, and hit "Ignore User".

I warn you though. It's like a train wreck. Sometimes you just gotta look. And then you immediately regret it.