Sabanic SI Covers Gone Wild

[DKW 86 8,089]

http://www.gump4heisman.com/my_weblog/2007...ternate-ni.html

[Justin5 20]

ok, i want to know how they removed the old text layer. if someone here can figure that out there is no end to the entertainment to be had.

[AUloggerhead 2,840]

Good fark. Minor correctinon, though: $aben was born in 1951. So technically, if he was born 50 years earlier he would be 6 years younger than he is today. To make it sound plausible, you'd have to say: "Listen up byotches! If I was born 100 years earlier, Bear Bryant would be coaching in MY shadow!" (FYI -- Bryant was born in 1913, so the 100-year thang works really well with the reference.) This just illustrates how long ago it's been since the Bear drunkenly stumbled up & down the sidelines.

[Justin5 20]

i disagree. the usage of 'earlier' works. if it had said 'if i was born 50 years ago' then it would have been wrong.

..but who's counting anyways

[hudge 0]

I find it funny that he is on the cover, under the high school football preview issue. This is the respect you get when paying 4 million a year for a coach.

[AUloggerhead 2,840]

i disagree. the usage of 'earlier' works. if it had said 'if i was born 50 years ago' then it would have been wrong.

..but who's counting anyways

Doh! Point of reference malfunction on my part.