Brad_ATX 13,654 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 26 minutes ago, McLoofus said: If one went strictly by viral YouTube artists covering songs in their bedrooms, one could be forgiven for concluding that being an attractive young female significantly increases your ability to play an instrument. There was music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexava 6,973 Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 She could teach music at Auburn. Or hell I would take private lessons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLoofus 35,182 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 13 minutes ago, Brad_ATX said: There was music? Exactly, hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDub 11,158 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 You guys know thay actual porn is basically free these days, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLoofus 35,182 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 12 minutes ago, AUDub said: You guys know thay actual porn is basically free these days, right? Doesn't mean the chick isn't hot! Also, the abundance of (increasingly trashy and... step-incestuous?) free material renders clothes a fetish unto themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_ATX 13,654 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 30 minutes ago, McLoofus said: Doesn't mean the chick isn't hot! Also, the abundance of (increasingly trashy and... step-incestuous?) free material renders clothes a fetish unto themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDub 11,158 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, McLoofus said: Also, the abundance of (increasingly trashy and... step-incestuous?) free material renders clothes a fetish unto themselves. huh That's a thing? Hang on. Need to do some research. Edit: After approximately 2 minutes of research, I believe more research is needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexava 6,973 Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 42 minutes ago, AUDub said: huh That's a thing? Hang on. Need to do some research. Edit: After approximately 2 minutes of research, I believe more research is needed. I have “heard “ that the babysitter threesomes can be quite interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDub 11,158 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, alexava said: I have “heard “ that the babysitter threesomes can be quite interesting. Now that's a bridge too far! Y'all mother****ers need Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_ATX 13,654 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 41 minutes ago, AUDub said: Now that's a bridge too far! Y'all mother****ers need Jesus They're all over 18.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDub 11,158 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Brad_ATX said: They're all over 18.... I was taking the piss, hence the yellow text lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdefromtx 3,159 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 hours ago, alexava said: I have “heard “ that the babysitter all threesomes can be quite interesting. Fixed it for you......🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLoofus 35,182 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 I think we all just made a pact to delete each other's browser history when we die, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDub 11,158 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, wdefromtx said: Fixed it for you......🤣 "If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd just go out to dinner with my parents." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDub 11,158 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, McLoofus said: I think we all just made a pact to delete each other's browser history when we die, yes? Yeah, but it has nothing to do with porn. The really embarrassing thing for me is all of the Harry Potter fanfics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdefromtx 3,159 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 39 minutes ago, AUDub said: "If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd just go out to dinner with my parents." You have the wrong mindset!!! As CC would say........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDub 11,158 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 10 minutes ago, wdefromtx said: You have the wrong mindset!!! As CC would say........................ Gotcha. I'll maintain Lawrence here's attitude going forward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdefromtx 3,159 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, AUDub said: Gotcha. I'll maintain Lawrence here's attitude going forward That's the attitude!!! The news ran a story a week or so ago here in Houston about how Covid has caused an uptick in couples trying to have a threesome. I think they ended up taking it down though. LMAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDub 11,158 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 This has been a fun derail. And a fun reminder that all men are basically 12 year old boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdefromtx 3,159 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, AUDub said: This has been a fun derail. And a fun reminder that all men are basically 12 year old boys. All you have to do is get your wife on board and you can be living the Dream!! No million dollars required!!😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShocksMyBrain 9,368 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 2 hours ago, McLoofus said: I think we all just made a pact to delete each other's browser history when we die, yes? Private mode on phone or gtfo. Or the Robert Townshend “I was doing research” excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShocksMyBrain 9,368 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 2 hours ago, AUDub said: Yeah, but it has nothing to do with porn. The really embarrassing thing for me is all of the Harry Potter fanfics. My wife has told me about some of those. They get pretty wild. But hey, I don’t kink shame...different...uh...strokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_ATX 13,654 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 6 hours ago, McLoofus said: I think we all just made a pact to delete each other's browser history when we die, yes? Incognito mode exists for a reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevon67 2,368 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 16 hours ago, AUDub said: She does sound good (her cover of heart shaped box I found, I liked), but I'm not really hearing anything special vocally or guitar-wise compared to the thousands of other YouTubers out there covering songs I've heard a million times before. Yep. If she were sporting a Oasis front man turtle neck, she would definitely have less fans😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLoofus 35,182 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 8 hours ago, ShocksMyBrain said: Private mode on phone or gtfo. Or the Robert Townshend “I was doing research” excuse. 4 hours ago, Brad_ATX said: Incognito mode exists for a reason Chickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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