Auburn professor might not last ....

[Brad_ATX 13,654]

26 minutes ago, McLoofus said:

If one went strictly by viral YouTube artists covering songs in their bedrooms, one could be forgiven for concluding that being an attractive young female significantly increases your ability to play an instrument. 

There was music?

[alexava 6,973]

She could teach music at Auburn. Or hell I would take private lessons. 

[McLoofus 35,182]

13 minutes ago, Brad_ATX said:

There was music?

Exactly, hahaha

[AUDub 11,149]

You guys know thay actual porn is basically free these days, right? 

[McLoofus 35,182]

12 minutes ago, AUDub said:

You guys know thay actual porn is basically free these days, right? 

Doesn't mean the chick isn't hot! 

Also, the abundance of (increasingly trashy and... step-incestuous?) free material renders clothes a fetish unto themselves. 

[Brad_ATX 13,654]

30 minutes ago, McLoofus said:

Doesn't mean the chick isn't hot! 

Also, the abundance of (increasingly trashy and... step-incestuous?) free material renders clothes a fetish unto themselves. 

 

[AUDub 11,149]

1 hour ago, McLoofus said:

Also, the abundance of (increasingly trashy and... step-incestuous?) free material renders clothes a fetish unto themselves. 

huh

That's a thing? Hang on. Need to do some research.

Edit: After approximately 2 minutes of research, I believe more research is needed. 

[alexava 6,973]

42 minutes ago, AUDub said:

huh

That's a thing? Hang on. Need to do some research.

Edit: After approximately 2 minutes of research, I believe more research is needed. 

I have “heard “ that the babysitter threesomes can be quite interesting. 

[AUDub 11,149]

1 hour ago, alexava said:

I have “heard “ that the babysitter threesomes can be quite interesting. 

Now that's a bridge too far! 

Y'all mother****ers need Jesus 

[Brad_ATX 13,654]

41 minutes ago, AUDub said:

Now that's a bridge too far! 

Y'all mother****ers need Jesus 

They're all over 18....

[AUDub 11,149]

1 minute ago, Brad_ATX said:

They're all over 18....

I was taking the piss, hence the yellow text lol. 

[wdefromtx 3,159]

2 hours ago, alexava said:

I have “heard “ that the babysitter all threesomes can be quite interesting. 

Fixed it for you......🤣

[McLoofus 35,182]

I think we all just made a pact to delete each other's browser history when we die, yes?

[AUDub 11,149]

4 minutes ago, wdefromtx said:

Fixed it for you......🤣

"If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd just go out to dinner with my parents."

[AUDub 11,149]

9 minutes ago, McLoofus said:

I think we all just made a pact to delete each other's browser history when we die, yes?

Yeah, but it has nothing to do with porn. The really embarrassing thing for me is all of the Harry Potter fanfics.

[wdefromtx 3,159]

39 minutes ago, AUDub said:

"If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd just go out to dinner with my parents."

You have the wrong mindset!!! As CC would say........................

[AUDub 11,149]

10 minutes ago, wdefromtx said:

You have the wrong mindset!!! As CC would say........................

Gotcha. I'll maintain Lawrence here's attitude going forward

 

[wdefromtx 3,159]

3 minutes ago, AUDub said:

Gotcha. I'll maintain Lawrence here's attitude going forward

 

That's the attitude!!! 

The news ran a story a week or so ago here in Houston about how Covid has caused an uptick in couples trying to have a threesome. I think they ended up taking it down though. LMAO.

 

[AUDub 11,149]

This has been a fun derail. 

And a fun reminder that all men are basically 12 year old boys. 

[wdefromtx 3,159]

7 minutes ago, AUDub said:

This has been a fun derail. 

And a fun reminder that all men are basically 12 year old boys. 

All you have to do is get your wife on board and you can be living the Dream!! No million dollars required!!😂😂

[ShocksMyBrain 9,366]

2 hours ago, McLoofus said:

I think we all just made a pact to delete each other's browser history when we die, yes?

Private mode on phone or gtfo. 
 

Or the Robert Townshend “I was doing research” excuse. 

[ShocksMyBrain 9,366]

2 hours ago, AUDub said:

Yeah, but it has nothing to do with porn. The really embarrassing thing for me is all of the Harry Potter fanfics.

My wife has told me about some of those. They get pretty wild. But hey, I don’t kink shame...different...uh...strokes. 

[Brad_ATX 13,654]

6 hours ago, McLoofus said:

I think we all just made a pact to delete each other's browser history when we die, yes?

Incognito mode exists for a reason

[kevon67 2,368]

16 hours ago, AUDub said:

She does sound good (her cover of heart shaped box I found, I liked), but I'm not really hearing anything special vocally or guitar-wise compared to the thousands of other YouTubers out there covering songs I've heard a million times before.

Yep. If she were sporting a Oasis front man turtle neck, she would definitely have less fans😂

[McLoofus 35,182]

8 hours ago, ShocksMyBrain said:

Private mode on phone or gtfo. 

Or the Robert Townshend “I was doing research” excuse. 

 

4 hours ago, Brad_ATX said:

Incognito mode exists for a reason

Chickens.