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Rodney Dangerfield -- RIP


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We'll miss you, Rodney. Hope you can finally get some respect.

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why not put our favorite RD quotes here.

i'll start:

"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."

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Mine are from Caddyshack:

"Oh, look at this hat. You buy this hat, I bet you get a free bowl of soup. But, it looks good on you."

"Hey, Whitey, where's your hat?"

"Moose, Rocko, help the judge find his checkbook."

"Hey, everybody.... (edited for family site)!"

Too many to go into really.

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My favorite was one that can not be shared on the board. It involved slapping a thigh and riding the wave.

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Hey Judge! My dingy is bigger than your whole boat!

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

HEY WHITEY, where's your hat ?

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One day as I came home early from work... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early"

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Good teacher, he really seems to care....about what I have no idea.

When I was born, the doctor said to my father, " I'm sorry, we did everything we could but he still pulled thru".

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

My cousins gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section

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My favorite was one that can not be shared on the board.  It involved slapping a thigh and riding the wave.

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Yeah, I got censored on these forums for that one!

We'll miss you Rodney! Take Care!

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From Caddshack:

"You're some kind of woman, doll. I bet you were something before electricity."

"Hey Judge, is this your grandson? Very nice ... now I know why tigers eat their young!"

"He called me a baboon -- he thinks I'm his wife."

From Back to School:

Rodney: "Would you like to go out & have dinner tonight?"

Sally Kellerman: "I'm sorry but I have class (to teach.)"

Rodney: O.K. well, call me back when you have no class."

From his stand-up act:

I tell ya' I can't get no respect. I walked into McDonald's and they told me I didn't deserve a break today.

RIP Rodney. Your jokes won't ever be forgotten. :lol:

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"He called me a baboon -- he thinks I'm his wife."

:cheer:

another great line.

maybe we'll have a RD marahon on TMC or something. how many movies did he star in?

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