Guest Tigrinum Major Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 In a blatant plagarism move (I saw this at tigerforums.com) and in an effort to kick the Christmas doldrums, I present the unofficial BEST/WORST of AUNation 2005. Nominations are now open for any and all categories, serious or otherwise. If you are selected for a category, you don't get anything, but if you so choose, you can claim some sort of championship, much like any and all Division 1-A football teams. Without further ado, here are the first nominees: Best Analyst - Stat Tiger Best Political Poster - DKW 86 Most Prolific Poster - TigerMike Best "Off-Hours" Poster - Tiger in Spain Best "Chicken Little" Impersonation - PowerI Best Newcomer - saniflush Best Party Planner - AU Tailgating Rules Best Rival Fan - SouthLink02 Best Potstirrer - Proud Tiger Special Emoticon Award - CCTAU Feel free to discuss these choices, change or add your own and come up with some of your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuNuma1 1 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Greatest picture ever posted on this board, compliments of me. Iron Bowl '05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Poster I am least likely to take on in a debate: It's a tie. Titan/Jenny. I'm a lawyer and I'd still be a one legged man in a butt kickin' contest if I tried to hang with these two. Mr. Inside Stuff: DKW No one out scoops the scoopmaster. The Master of Wit: TMajor I knew it the minute he matched me post for post on a thread about some guy making the pro fishing circuit. He had a BOATload of comebacks that pushed me to the LIMIT. It got REEL heated for a while. #1 Auburn fan. Tried and true. NEVER a question where he stands: WarTim Best Newcomer: Flush, it was close. AWK, you were right there. But, I gotta go with the Ghost. Content, humor, potstirrer...the total package. Definitely first team All-Freshmen. The Prince of Potstirring: Aubie7. PowerI, your negativity is to be commended; however, it will take years of apprenticing to the master of all that is doom and gloom. Keep it coming 7, you make it interesting. Best Rival Poster: The Linkster. Has the ability to represent his Hairy Dawgs without causing a riff every other post. Other rivals should take note. Tidefan24 would be right there if he posted more. News You Can Use: Another tie. Stat for well....STATS. No equal. TigerMike for a consistent stream of updates and good information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,437 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Scoop? With all deference to the many other AU Boards out there, I am a true rookie. Best Upandcomers, (Those that will impact the board more than others) Tigrinum Major and AUEsquire. Best Analyst - Stat Tiger No Doubt about this one. Best Unsung Friend of the Board: API50 Best Political Poster: Texas Tiger has gotten me to think deeper and research harder. This is a personal pick. I think he could be a little more on the point at times but I do respect him. Most missed poster: TideTiger, Cernach, kj, Tiger Al, I know some of you dont even know who they are, the old guys do. That is enough for now. Most Prolific Poster: TigerMike WHEW! I dont even try and keep up with him. Best Conservative Poster: TigerMike and TitanTiger Best Old Squid Fart Poster - Tiger in Spain Best "Chicken Little" Impersonation: PowerI, Winner of the EEYORE Award. Best Newcomer: Galen's Ghost, runner up Saniflush Funniest Post 2005: Galen's Ghost's "Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson" Thread. It is now all over the Internet. Best Party Planner: AU Tailgating Rules, NO doubt on this one. Best Rival Fan - SouthLink02, BG, BamaFever, and TideFan24 are close seconds. Honorable Mention: Ellishugh Best Potstirrer - Proud Tiger and RememberDonFuell. I have learned a lot from those two... Special Emoticon Award - CCTAU Best Board Feature: The Ignore Feature, made for BottomFeeder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 best award: The Frank Broyles' Asshatery Award of the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUloggerhead 2,249 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Congrats to all the 'Best' Awards winners. They are all most deserving. However, the title of this thread is Best/Worst of AUNation 2005. I would like to nominate myself for posting the: Worst Example of bammie Fan Obsession With The Bear: Post Link for date/time verification: Link Thanks. I'm here all week. Bring your friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vatz22au 142 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Best thread: A to Z in rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Since I have not been around that long I withdraw my votes until I have had a few more months around.... I will say though that Galen gets my vote for best newcomer for the Johnnie Walker Black thread earlier in the football season. that one thread ALONE did it for me..... You had me at John Phillip Sousa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 The Master of Wit: TMajor I knew it the minute he matched me post for post on a thread about some guy making the pro fishing circuit. He had a BOATload of comebacks that pushed me to the LIMIT. It got REEL heated for a while. 206347[/snapback] Thank you. I blush. That was back in my fingerling days when I was Known By The Company You Keep. I floundered about a bit before I learned the ropes and was able to SCHOOL some people. Those were some of my best lines. You and some of the others gave me an anchor to hold onto. Best Newcomer: Flush, it was close. AWK, you were right there. But, I gotta go with the Ghost. Content, humor, potstirrer...the total package. Definitely first team All-Freshmen. 206347[/snapback] Best Newcomer: Galen's Ghost, runner up Saniflush 206360[/snapback] Since I have not been around that long I withdraw my votes until I have had a few more months around....I will say though that Galen gets my vote for best newcomer for the Johnnie Walker Black thread earlier in the football season. that one thread ALONE did it for me..... You had me at John Phillip Sousa.        206382[/snapback] I thought about GalensGhost, but he had a join date of 1 January 2005, not much after my own, so I left him out. I defer to the masses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgr4lfe 220 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Here's my picks!!!! Funniest Thread of the Year; - Galen's Ghost Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson Funniest Reply of the Year - Jenny's Monty Python theatrical reply to Crimson 323 "apology" , then the subsequent sit down and shut up reply. From the Woodshed Master of Wit (I'm with the lawyer on this one) - gotta be TM Best Analyst - hands down Stat Mr. Negativity - Aubie7 Best Newcomer - Galen's Ghost Best Rival Fan - SouthLink, at least we don't hear lame excuses from him Master of Brevity - none other than WarTim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrnfanatc 6 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Best Thread of the Year - most definitely the Sarah Jessica Parker DUI, great job Galen... Master of Wit - Tigrinum in a landslide. I can only hope to get to your level someday. I am such a newbie that I didn't even realize that Galen and saniflush were new as well, but if I do qualify to vote I would have to say Galen's Ghost as well (sorry flush) Master Defeater of all things uat - War Tim (only because I don't think Stanley McClover posts here ) honorable mention TombigbeeTiger Most Professional (or most old fart like) - Titan Tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jared52 4,354 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Best Contest Leader: Jenny (and I didn't even play this year!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolltoomer 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Greatest picture ever posted on this board, compliments of me. Iron Bowl '05 206344[/snapback] AuNuma1, your photo shows the time is 11:56 in the second quarter and the score is 28-7. We scored very late in the second quarter to make it 28-7. I can only surmise that you took the picture at halftime and that the clock is counting down for the start of the second half. It's a heck of a good picture--wonder what Sheila was saying to the troops about then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud Tiger 4,261 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Greatest picture ever posted on this board, compliments of me. Iron Bowl '05 206344[/snapback] That is a great pic. I'm curious though....why all the empty seats behind the goal post? Where are those folks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 That's the section where the recruits sit. It did clear out at half time but filled back up when the game started up again. They may have had something planned at half time for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFTiger 282 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Greatest picture ever posted on this board, compliments of me. Iron Bowl '05 206344[/snapback] AuNuma1, your photo shows the time is 11:56 in the second quarter and the score is 28-7. We scored very late in the second quarter to make it 28-7. I can only surmise that you took the picture at halftime and that the clock is counting down for the start of the second half. It's a heck of a good picture--wonder what Sheila was saying to the troops about then? 206451[/snapback] The giveaway is the band on the field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JxnTider 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 while i am hurt, and deeply saddened not to be remembered here are my thoughts (am i even eligible to vote?) Best Analyst - Stat Tiger... not even a close one Best Political Poster - DKW 86 Best Newcomer - although we've had our share of "discussions" already, gotta go with GhalensGhost Best Rival Fan - me, since no one else will admit it ... or southlink02 Best Potstirrer - Proud Tiger/Saniflush/Ghalen... all three equally Best all around AU fan (from a UA fan's perspective)... T Major Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud Tiger 4,261 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 That's the section where the recruits sit. It did clear out at half time but filled back up when the game started up again. They may have had something planned at half time for them. 206455[/snapback] I didn't know that. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud Tiger 4,261 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 In a blatant plagarism move (I saw this at tigerforums.com) and in an effort to kick the Christmas doldrums, I present the unofficial BEST/WORST of AUNation 2005. Nominations are now open for any and all categories, serious or otherwise. If you are selected for a category, you don't get anything, but if you so choose, you can claim some sort of championship, much like any and all Division 1-A football teams. Without further ado, here are the first nominees: Best Analyst - Stat Tiger Best Political Poster - DKW 86 Most Prolific Poster - TigerMike Best "Off-Hours" Poster - Tiger in Spain Best "Chicken Little" Impersonation - PowerI Best Newcomer - saniflush Best Party Planner - AU Tailgating Rules Best Rival Fan - SouthLink02 Best Potstirrer - Proud Tiger Special Emoticon Award - CCTAU Feel free to discuss these choices, change or add your own and come up with some of your own. 206343[/snapback] Can't argue too much with these but just to stir the pot a little , I offer: Best Rival Fan--Tidefan24 ( he is willing to hash things out even in some tense discussions). Runnerups--LSUgradin99, Geauxscott and BamaBo. Just wish they posted more). Best Attorney Poster--AUEsquire Best Mod--Tigrinum Major, may not always agree with you but he will at least calmly expalin his position, feeble as it may be (jk) Best to Lead a Charge Into Baton Rouge---Jenny, no contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuNuma1 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 The giveaway is the band on the field 206457[/snapback] Beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolltoomer 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Greatest picture ever posted on this board, compliments of me.  Iron Bowl '05 206344[/snapback] AuNuma1, your photo shows the time is 11:56 in the second quarter and the score is 28-7. We scored very late in the second quarter to make it 28-7. I can only surmise that you took the picture at halftime and that the clock is counting down for the start of the second half. It's a heck of a good picture--wonder what Sheila was saying to the troops about then? 206451[/snapback] The giveaway is the band on the field 206457[/snapback] That might be a clue there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Best Undercover Agent - Now if I told you that, he wouldn't be undercover anymore, would he? Or is it a she? Hmmmmmm...... Best Bama Fan That Started Out as a Jackleg - JXNTider (formerly AUWho) Worst Person About Keeping In Touch and Active on the Forum Unless They Need an Oneonta Footballl Score - Carolina Tiger Attorney on Retainer and Best Free Beer on Gamedays - AUEsquire WIA/MIA - ranger12 Favorite Pointy Headed Democrat - Texas Tiger (special mention for longest signature) Worst Self Promotion - quietfan (usually has good info, but is too quiet to get their due) Chette Williams Unofficial Forum Chaplain - jared52 Worst Multitasker - WarTim Worst Person to call when the Nip is Called - jaydubb121 (only when it is 4 AM) Worst Burt Reynolds Obsession - Wishbone and deepseas Worst Person to Pick an Internet Fight With - Titan or Jenny Worst Rival Fan - rickyd or firenutt Worst Smack Talker - firenutt Worst Reason to Get Banned from a Bama Site - Space Shuttle Smack Worst Foray Onto a Rival Site - DKW 86 and woopig Best Place on Earth - Auburn, AL (I'll be there Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud Tiger 4,261 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Worst Rival Fan - rickyd or firenutt 206525[/snapback] rickyd came in talking some smack but there was some background to that. He and I were at each other's throat big time, here and on an LSU board. But we exchanged several PMs and came to understand where we were coming from. He had several things going on at that time, including a son fixing to go to Iraq. I haven't seen him post anywhere in a long time but I belive if he did you would see a different person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,508 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Worst Person to Pick an Internet Fight With - Titan or Jenny Woohoo! I thought I was gonna have to be happy with 'most professional/old fart' for a minute there. Can't add much except to say that Jenny's Monty Python take gets my Post Of The Year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalensGhost 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Wow. I'm overwhelmed. I appreciate the nods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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