The Question/Answer Thread

[Captain Liger 0]

A: Don't have one. Get my veggies from the grocery store like a normal human being.

Q: Did I touch a nerve with Jenny with my women bashing questions?

[abrnfanatc 6]

A: Sounds that way.

Q: When you lie, do your pants really catch on fire?

[saniflush 0]

A : Depends on if it is going to be a one night stand or not.

Q: Why do fools fall in love?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: Alcohol.

q: O, Brother, where art thou?

[Tiger in Spain 0]

A: In constant sorrow all the time

Q: If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why did they write a song about it?

[Tigermike 3,054]

A: It was Orville Redenbacher's idea!

Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

[AWK 0]

A. the same reason that there are still bamma fans

Q. Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk? (sorry guys been stuck in my head all morning )

[DKW 86 7,441]

A. I dont have a clue...(43 year old married man)

Q. Why is all that junk in her trunk, and who put it there?

[vatz22au 142]

A. I dont have a clue...(43 year old married man)

Q. Why is all that junk in her trunk, and who put it there?

210260[/snapback]

A. LOL..... All that junk is "in her trunk" because she works it out real good I believe her creator put it there

Q. Which city is better....Huntsville or B-ham?

[AWK 0]

A. I dont have a clue...(43 year old married man)

Q. Why is all that junk in her trunk, and who put it there?

210260[/snapback]

you kill me David haha

A. Auburn

Q. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: Three

q: Who let the dogs out?

[abrnfanatc 6]

a:  Three

q:  Who let the dogs out?

210273[/snapback]

a: That dang kid down the street...One of these days I'm gonna call the cops on him.

q: What is junk, and why is it in her trunk?

[WarTim 3,457]

A: "junk" is fat cells gone bonkers! (I love that word)

Q: How can women "shop" for hours, buy NOTHING, and claim to have had a really good time?

[chinook 0]

because she got to go the bathroom with the gal she took.

did she really go to the mall?

[AWK 0]

A. No, she went to the day spa

Q. Is it really possible for someone to "get you love drunk off their humps"? lol

(. hump :

Hump is the lump on your a*s. Fergie sings about her hump in the song My Humps by Black Eyed Peas. Also can be your b**bs.

ex: Fergie has nice humps)

[DKW 86 7,441]

A. I am so confused....

Q. Why doesnt someone just take the poor girl's car to the carwash and clean all that junk out of her trunk?

[Tiger in Spain 0]

A: Some of those trunks can be very big.

Q: Why can't Hollywood make a female version of "Brokeback Mountain"?

[AWK 0]

A. Jenna Jameson wasnt available

Q. How much "work" have I done today?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: Is negative work production possible?

q: Why did it "have to be you"?

[abrnfanatc 6]

a: Tell me "Who are You"

q: Why don't French restaurants have toast and fries on their menus?

[big dude 0]

A: Cuz we all know the french are alot less cool than us.

Q: If there are 25 million battered women in this world, why am I still eating mine plain?

[jared52 4,354]

A: You're on a low carb diet.

Q: How may times are people going to keep quoting the previous poster when the original post said not to?!

[Tigermike 3,054]

A: More than you care to imagine.

Q: If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

[WarTiger 3,923]

A: partially....

Q: Is the glass half full or half empty??

[saniflush 0]

A: neither. you need a smaller glass

Q: Should I spend the money to see The Stones in ATL or should I just buy the box set?