rchandlerh 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Arrested for drunk driving. Gonna miss the opener with Cal. http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5667864 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUloggerhead 2,241 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I though you were just kidding with the name -- who in their right mind would name their boy, 'Jim Bob Cooter' and then, ... send him to play football at University of Hillbilly-land, and THEN ... what do you think the odds of him getting liquored up & getting a DUI with an underage female in the car? Yikes! Central casting couldn't have written this one up any better. The only I could add to this would be if the female was his cousin or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I though you were just kidding with the name -- who in their right mind would name their boy, 'Jim Bob Cooter' and then, ... send him to play football at University of Hillbilly-land, and THEN ... what do you think the odds of him getting liquored up & getting a DUI with an underage female in the car? Yikes! Central casting couldn't have written this one up any better. The only I could add to this would be if the female was his cousin or something. 238757[/snapback] My sentiments exactly! And, the incriminating alcoholic beverage happened to be a jug of Grandpa's secret recipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,430 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Three words: Jerry Lee Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,456 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 With a name like that, Why is he not at the crapstone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny AU-92 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 When I saw the headline on SI.com, I thought it was a joke. That is just too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTmike 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 That explains why our season sucked so bad last year. He was drunk when he was signaling the plays in to the quarterback. (or maybe just not drunk enough) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,430 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 That explains why our season sucked so bad last year. He was drunk when he was signaling the plays in to the quarterback. (or maybe just not drunk enough) 238909[/snapback] WTG MIke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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