TigerDad 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 How about the Univ of Miami--he seems to meet all the requirements-strict disciplinarian, cagey play calling, winning tradition against in-state rivals, etc. should have some family connections in the local sporting establishment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerOne 1,159 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 a nice long vacation, I'm sure he has direct deposit. The Falcons or Titans might could use some help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Milsaps College as OC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerOne 1,159 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 just some ice cream, you do carry ice cream don't you???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaydubb121 22 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 If I'm Shula (and by the grace of all that is holy, I am not) I sit there in my new house in Tuscaloser and raise my kids and sit around the pool and enjoy the greatest career move of his life. Getting fired from that hellhole. Drink up Mike. Bear would have wanted it that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonan 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 He can live quite nicely off his buyout for the rest of his life... but if he wants somethign to do, someone in the NFL will give him a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otterinbham 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 If I were Shula, I'd kick back for a year. Read books. Travel. Play with my kids. Spend time in the Caribbean on my boat. Play some golf. Write a expose on the world's dirtiest, most dysfunctional football program. And just keep cashing those checks. After all, the doofuses in Tuscaloosa (Stewart Mandel's word, not mine) will make another bone-headed hire, the team will lose more games, and Shula will come out looking mildly competent. So by doing nothing, his stock will go up considerably. Then I'd go to a mid-level program, like MAC or CUSA. He'll look like a coaching genius at that level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyebama 2 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I fugure he will be the Next Bus Boy at Shula's Steak House.... If there is an opening LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyebama 2 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 New Radio Sports Talk Station with Tator Tot and Ice Cream Boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaGrad03 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 His buyout states that he has to actively pursue employment. And whatever job he gets, that monthly salary will be deducted from the amount he receives monthly from the buyout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 "Actively persue".... That is a little vague! Me thinks he could milk that pretty easily to ensure that UAT is on the hook for the entire amount. That or take a job that pays a $1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUChizad 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 His buyout states that he has to actively pursue employment. And whatever job he gets, that monthly salary will be deducted from the amount he receives monthly from the buyout. I'd take a job at McDonald's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I would take a job that pays .50 cents. (And laugh all the way to the bank!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerDad 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 His buyout states that he has to actively pursue employment. And whatever job he gets, that monthly salary will be deducted from the amount he receives monthly from the buyout. Is that the same as OJ actively pursuing the killer of his wife on every golf course in FLA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyebama 2 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 So the Bus Boy job at Shula's Stands....that way Daddy can make sure her gets .50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerOne 1,159 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 So the Bus Boy job at Shula's Stands....that way Daddy can make sure her gets .50 public relations manager in the Shula Organization. Expanding and managing the restaurants. recruit new customers. Make $500 a year and donate it to charity. Make uat foot the bill for as long as possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I'd take a job at McDonald's. He could not do this. There would be too much friction between himself and the rest of the Alabama fans.....I mean employees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eibua12 81 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I would take a job at another university and sign the contract for $1 and have Bama pay his salary. Does Auburn need any assitants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runswithscissors 33 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Does Auburn need any assitants? i thought y'all were going for 6 in a row.......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eibua12 81 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Yea makes sense let us leave that Karma in T-Town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autiger518 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumbo 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I would love to see Sheila hired at Auburn as a qb's coach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU alum 2 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 If I were Shula, I'd kick back for a year. Read books. Travel. Play with my kids. Spend time in the Caribbean on my boat. Play some golf. Write a expose on the world's dirtiest, most dysfunctional football program. And just keep cashing those checks. After all, the doofuses in Tuscaloosa (Stewart Mandel's word, not mine) will make another bone-headed hire, the team will lose more games, and Shula will come out looking mildly competent. So by doing nothing, his stock will go up considerably. Then I'd go to a mid-level program, like MAC or CUSA. He'll look like a coaching genius at that level. I agree, only I'd kick back till the $67,000 a month runs out (about 5 years), then I'd get a coaching job at a Mid-level program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I agree, only I'd kick back till the $67,000 a month runs out (about 5 years), then I'd get a coaching job at a Mid-level program. he just got fired from a mid level program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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