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Those are hilarious. I already sent em' to some Bammie friends of mine.

you should read the Alabama-Clemson Diaries article. just a few snippets:

8:10 P.M. –

We’re going to win. Holy s***. Yea. We’re going to win.

Our team looks more pissed of than Mike Gundy. Our team's a man. Our team's 40.

9:12 P.M. –

Terrance Cody just picked up the Clemson center ala Hulk Hogan in Rocky III, called him a “meatball,” and slammed him into James Davis for a loss of 43. Brother.

9:30 P.M. –

In-the-moment Mathematical equation: Nick Saban > Nick Saban’s cat > Tommy Bowden

9:48 P.M. –

Terrance Cody just turned invisible, blended in with the Georgia dome, fixated his heat-vision on Cullen Harper, blew off Carl Weathers’ arms, and skinned the entire Clemson offensive line.

10:28 P.M. –

Terrance Cody just performed the Liu Kang bicycle kick on the Clemson center, gave him an uppercut, shot CJ Spiller with a roped spear and screamed “Get over here!” before ripping his head and spine clean out of his body.

Terrance Cody wins. Fatality.

P.S. 'Flawless victory.'

10:51 P.M. –

In-the-moment Mathematical equation: This team + a couple of years = scarier than Russia.

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