AUisAll 2 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Shorten the game to 59:59? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tmac 0 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 No returns on missed field goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUpreacherman22 3,885 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 No misdirection plays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUpreacherman22 3,885 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 No coaches taller than 5' 6" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeriderga 134 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 No teams capable of beating Alabama can play Alabama. Teams who have elite programs must bench 5 of their best players when playing Alabama. Not fair if Cry Baby Nicky does not have an advantage.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToraGirl 5,498 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 No teams capable of beating Alabama can play Alabama. Teams who have elite programs must bench 5 of their best players when playing Alabama. Not fair if Cry Baby Nicky does not have an advantage.. This thread is such a great way to make TOOMER'S LEMONADE out of some rotten, sourpatch, gumless, enamel-less cavemen! LOVE IT! Okay...my new proposals... No high school coaches are allowed to coach college football. No coaches are allowed to wear glasses; the injury risk is too great. No ballplayer can weigh under 300 pounds. Be that offense OR defense. No coaches may wear vests. It gives their arms too much freedom to emote when plays are called--distracting and dangerous. No coaching staffs can include any former head coaches UNLESS they were fired mid-season at a previous university. Tag--who's next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aumorgan21 0 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 No teams capable of beating Alabama can play Alabama. Teams who have elite programs must bench 5 of their best players when playing Alabama. Not fair if Cry Baby Nicky does not have an advantage.. No coaches may wear vests. It gives their arms too much freedom to emote when plays are called--distracting and dangerous. Haha! That one made me literally LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatBoCamRob 30 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 All collegiate football players must own a Dodge Charger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Eye 7 2,535 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I think that the NCAA should require lil nicky and fatboy bret, wear dresses on the sideline, since there are both wusses anyway. In fact if I was a football player at uat or arky, I would tell the midget and the fat guy, to quit insulting my ability to play football with their sissy ideas. WDE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeriderga 134 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Cry Baby Nicky's new recruiting slogan: It's not whether you win or lose that counts, but how you change the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDE_OxPx_2010 5,297 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Change the MFing Rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUinWV 0 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Players must wear expensive suits when in front of the media as to not tarnish the rich history of the school in question. After ranking, the top 10 teams must be rearranged in alphabetical order. Fanbase tooth limit in case a player is bitten. Institution of an "opposite day rule" similar to a mulligan in golf for teams with over 10 national championships. Teams may switch the end score once per year. If they lose a second time, they may take a mulligan on the previous mulligan and use it on the new loss, but all scores are final after one week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToraGirl 5,498 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Players must wear expensive suits when in front of the media as to not tarnish the rich history of the school in question. After ranking, the top 10 teams must be rearranged in alphabetical order. Fanbase tooth limit in case a player is bitten. Institution of an "opposite day rule" similar to a mulligan in golf for teams with over 10 national championships. Teams may switch the end score once per year. If they lose a second time, they may take a mulligan on the previous mulligan and use it on the new loss, but all scores are final after one week. Happy Saturday...AUSOME! Great way to wake up! Thank you, WV. If we get creative enough, we could get this published... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlueVue 177 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 If a play gains more than 5 yards it cannot be run again for the remainder of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caleb1633 1,418 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Only 300+ lb players may return missed FGs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leglessdan 1,934 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 When bammer plays against HUNH teams, they are allowed an extra TD spotted automatically at halftime and given 2 extra defenders to offset any advantage the offens may have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCBAuburnaFan 1 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 No read option No JUCO qbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FHeal 4 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 If current proposal fails.... Look into handicapping substitution times by weight. After all we can't expect these big guys to compete as fast as the no so grand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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