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2022 4* RB Damari Alston Commits to Auburn!!!


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1 hour ago, McLoofus said:

He is a fast machine. He keeps his motor clean. He's the best damn running back I've ever seen. 

He's got real good size. I'm telling you no lies. Knocking Golf out with those American thighs.

I even annoy myself tbqh.

Great RB and so far a great recruiter.  He needs to send his highlights to a few of the O-line we want and say if you come to Auburn I can make you look so good you can get to the next level.

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39 minutes ago, AuburnNTexas said:

He needs to send his highlights to a few of the O-line we want and say if you come to Auburn I can make you look so good you can get to the next level.

Agree. @McLoofus thinks that they’d be Thunderstruck

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31 minutes ago, fredst said:

Agree. @McLoofus thinks that they’d be Thunderstruck

For putting up with my Dirty Deeds, buddy, Have a Drink On Me. 

(Seriously, though, you should see the hype video set to For Those About To Rock that occasionally plays in my head. Would be extra perfect this year for the 21 gun salute.)

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23 minutes ago, McLoofus said:

For putting up with my Dirty Deeds, buddy, Have a Drink On Me. 

(Seriously, though, you should see the hype video set to For Those About To Rock that occasionally plays in my head. Would be extra perfect this year for the 21 gun salute.)

Mmmaaannn. I’m so torn. I mean, I want to support you but sometimes it feels like a Highway to Hell in here with you. But Moneytalks so Hells Bells, send some my way….

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1 minute ago, fredst said:

Mmmaaannn. I’m so torn. I mean, I want to support you but sometimes it feels like a Highway to Hell in here with you. But Moneytalks so Hells Bells, send some my way….

We should probably take a break but fear not, I'll be Back in... I dunno does a hard 15 work for you?

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9 minutes ago, McLoofus said:

We should probably take a break but fear not, I'll be Back in... I dunno does a hard 15 work for you?

I’ll settle for that if you work Metallica into a thread. You can do it with your Big Balls….

 

Ok, I’m done now…

 

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18 minutes ago, fredst said:

I’ll settle for that if you work Metallica into a thread. You can do it with your Big Balls….

Ok, I’m done now…

Just quoting you so that there's an extra instance of you talking about my Master and Puppets wait no that's not hang on see what I meant was 

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23 minutes ago, McLoofus said:

Just quoting you so that there's an extra instance of you talking about my Master and Puppets wait no that's not hang on see what I meant was 

Nothing really matters anyways

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2 hours ago, McLoofus said:

That's Queen bro, come on now

Man, I almost did that earlier and refrained. Thanks for picking me up 👊🏼

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6 hours ago, fredst said:

Man, I almost did that earlier and refrained. Thanks for picking me up 👊🏼

Sounds like you've made a little birdhouse in your soul...

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9 hours ago, tsande07 said:

Sounds like you've made a little birdhouse in your soul...

Not to put too fine a point on it, any time I see a fat bottom girl wherever I may roam I say, "That's a whole lotta Rosie!" 

Annoys the hell out of my wife. Probably the only reason I do it anymore, tbqh.

 

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Bohemian rhapsody is a neat song...

 

 

Damn, well y'all try fitting bohemian rhapsody in a sentence!

 

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6 minutes ago, McLoofus said:

Not to put too fine a point on it, any time I see a fat bottom girl wherever I may roam I say, "That's a whole lotta Rosie!" 

Annoys the hell out of my wife. Probably the only reason I do it anymore, tbqh.

 

You can always blame Big Fat Fanny, she was such a naughty nanny

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That’s what makes the rocking world go around.

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1 minute ago, McLoofus said:

Her thighs were like tree trunks!

 

Well played sir. The thread has now come full circle. Back to Monsieur Alston

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These kinds of derailments will forever be known as   🍔 threads.

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5 hours ago, bigbird said:

Bohemian rhapsody is a neat song...

 

 

Damn, well y'all try fitting bohemian rhapsody in a sentence!

 

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That would be an Experimental Film, all right...

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On 8/14/2021 at 8:24 PM, bigbird said:

Nothing really matters anyways

“Same as it ever was, same as it ever was.” Wait, I might have lost where we were.

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20 minutes ago, toddc said:

“Same as it ever was, same as it ever was.” Wait, I might have lost where we were.

Dude….Talking Heads was in a whole different thread. Try to keep up here. SMH….

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