Aubie7 0 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Some of these are just plain mean ... and I like 'em! What is bammer football? It's getting serenaded with "Rocky Top" by the Minnesota band after losing a 3rd-tier bowl game. It's worshipping a coach that's been gone for 20+ years. It's losing cases in courtrooms from Memphis to tuscaloser and still thinking you were innocent. It's losing 3 in a row and 4 of 5 to your arch-rival and still maintaining an air of superiority. It's being too stupid to realize your total irrelevance. It's rolling baby, it's rolling. It's sinking so low that you brag about being up at halftime against your archrival, and then calling your archrival a red-headed step-sister. It's sinking so low that the best insult you can come up with for your archrival's fans is to throw sugar packets at them while they're kicking your a** on your home field...again. It's never beating your archrival in your home stadium, and claiming your archrival has an inferiority complex. It's claiming 12 national titles when no one else with half a brain recognizes you with more than 6. It's making fun of your archrivals "half a national championship," when most of the ones you claim were shared. It's claiming a national championship after losing to Mississippi State and Vandy. It's claiming national championships retroactively. It's claiming national championships after losing your bowl game. It's being more jealous of your archrival's 2 Heisman trophies than your archrival is of any of your national championships, real or imagined. 5 coaches in 5 years 2 probations for cheating in less than 10 years worse record and winning percentage than AU in the last 20 years Going to Hawaii to get beat and calling it a "Bowl" game Moral victory after moral victory Having a coach with less career wins than Tub got in one year Biggest tradition is buying and bidding on players Being mediocre for over 20 years Being a national laughingstock and not even realizing it delusion delusion delusion Counting your 1/2 MNC's as a whole accepting and claiming MNC's from any and everybody that will offer one but laughing at others that might Knowing your the best team everytime you get beat Knowing that the refs are against you Knowing that the NCAA is against you Knowing that UT owns you Mike Price Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Wow 7, that is a full dose of truth for the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfish 73 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Truth is often stranger than fiction. WAR EAGLE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BustemBigBlue 178 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 It's getting serenaded with "Rocky Top" by the Minnesota band after losing a 3rd-tier bowl game. That one has got to sting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aulax1 0 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 It's getting serenaded with "Rocky Top" by the Minnesota band after losing a 3rd-tier bowl game. That one has got to sting. 172291[/snapback] I wish I could have seen that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draven 0 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Going to Hawaii to get beat and calling it a "Bowl" game That was so funny, I remeber I was watching that game with some friends and family who are uat fans they were just sick at the thought of losing to hawaii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 See the sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerFreak 6 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Tis,your sig is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoAU 1,600 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Tis,your sig is awesome 172371[/snapback] It's an awesome sig, but you really have to speed read a few of the statements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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