Jenny AU-92 0 Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,"Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and boltedfrom the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened? The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing and they think WE did it!†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
channonc 466 Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Jenny, that's really cute. It put a smile on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AuNuma1 Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Yeah, that's funny! And sorry Jenny, little girls are expensive and full of drama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny AU-92 0 Posted November 12, 2003 Author Share Posted November 12, 2003 Yeah, that's funny! And sorry Jenny, little girls are expensive and full of drama! And that's a BAD thing, Numa?? Here's a hint - BIG girls are even MORE expensive and full of even MORE drama!!! Just ask my husband and my daddy!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Al 0 Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 That was a funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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