Chris Vernon

[Bluemound Freak 0]

The guys on Jox, D&B, were talking to Chris Vernon, the Memphis radio talkshow host who wrote the Coach O Song, and they asked him to write a song about Shelia. They said we will email you some ammo on him so you can write a good song..............He says why email it, just hand it to me when you are here for the Liberty bowl! I almost ran off the road laughing so hard!

Be on the lookout for a Shelia song soon from the creator of the Coah O song.

[abrnfanatc 6]

The guys on Jox, D&B, were talking to Chris Vernon, the Memphis radio talkshow host who wrote the Coach O Song, and they asked him to write a song about Shelia. They said we will email you some ammo on him so you can write a good song..............He says why email it, just hand it to me when you are here for the Liberty bowl! I almost ran off the road laughing so hard!

Be on the lookout for a Shelia song soon from the creator of the Coah O song.

yo yo yo yo yo yo...Ice Cream

[saniflush 0]

The guys on Jox, D&B, were talking to Chris Vernon, the Memphis radio talkshow host who wrote the Coach O Song, and they asked him to write a song about Shelia. They said we will email you some ammo on him so you can write a good song..............He says why email it, just hand it to me when you are here for the Liberty bowl! I almost ran off the road laughing so hard!

Be on the lookout for a Shelia song soon from the creator of the Coah O song.

yo yo yo yo yo yo mother*&%^^%^&!

[AWK 0]

Oh my God its %$#%$# Sylvester Croom

I feel the approach of oncoming mother$%#$% doom

I took my team to Dairy Queen for a pregame treat

Darby tripped 30 times walking down the street

We didnt make it half way past the Bears Shrine

A 9 year old girl destroyed our O-line

[autkidd 0]

Oh my God its %$#%$# Sylvester Croom

I feel the approach of oncoming mother$%#$% doom

I took my team to Dairy Queen for a pregame treat

Darby tripped 30 times walking down the street

We didnt make it half way past the Bears Shrine

A 9 year old girl destroyed our O-line

That, Sir, is great.

[AWK 0]

Probation has been killing us for a hundred million years

The real truth is my playbook was stolen from my pee wee peers

[AU! 0]

Probation has been killing us for a hundred million years

The real truth is my playbook was stolen from my pee wee peers

My daddy owns a restaurant. They say it has great steak.

He told me if they fire my ass, I'll have to learn to bake.

[AWK 0]

Side note, happy Birthday Bluemound, now continue with the rhymes ...

[DCWarEagle 0]

I am giddy with anticipation of a Shula song.

Bama fans think I am cute

Auburn fans pray I don't get the boot

About my record, if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all.

...(silence)...(song ends)...

[AWK 0]

I met MC Hammer, and he told me im 2 Legit 2 quit

My vocabulary, like my playcalling, is limited to %@$.

[AUBURNJAC 53]

Probation has been killing us for a hundred million years

The real truth is my playbook was stolen from my pee wee peers

My daddy owns a restaurant. They say it has great steak.

He told me if they fire my ass, I'll have to learn to bake.

That is the funniest s@%! I have ever heard in my life. I cant stop laughing!

[AWK 0]

The Iron Bowl last year sucked, oh %@#$ whos this Blackmon Kid?

I hope J.P.W.'s pants dont stain as long as Brodies did.

[Fmnstr 0]

The Iron Bowl last year sucked, oh %@#$ whos this Blackmon Kid?

I hope J.P.W.'s pants dont stain as long as Brodies did.

funny, but your rhythm is super sloppy.

[abrnfanatc 6]

The Iron Bowl last year sucked, oh %@#$ whos this Blackmon Kid?

I hope J.P.W.'s pants dont stain as long as Brodies did.

funny, but your rhythm is super sloppy.

Yeah, you don't know how to groove white boy!

[Guest BoStillKnows]

Bear is gone and he must be dead

'Cause their coach is worse than Right Said Fred

He thinks he's too sexy for the hat

But his paycheck is awfully fat

When he's gone and feeling lonely

He can sit and count his money

[MDM4AU 336]

Oh my God its %$#%$# Sylvester Croom

I feel the approach of oncoming mother$%#$% doom

I took my team to Dairy Queen for a pregame treat

Darby tripped 30 times walking down the street

We didnt make it half way past the Bears Shrine

A 9 year old girl destroyed our O-line

<now cleaning sweet tea off the monitor, keyboard, and desk>

[sandyclawedtiger 206]

AWK and Bo , Iwas just sitting reading the boards and picking my guitar to a little Elvis. I just used the chords to Heartbreak Hotel and y'alls words and ......lets just say I hope the neighbors aren't listening because they fit perfectly and I am getting a little tooo loud. Good stuff. I've got to pull some recording equipment. Of course I share in the royalties.

[AWK 0]

AWK and Bo , Iwas just sitting reading the boards and picking my guitar to a little Elvis. I just used the chords to Heartbreak Hotel and y'alls words and ......lets just say I hope the neighbors aren't listening because they fit perfectly and I am getting a little tooo loud. Good stuff. I've got to pull some recording equipment. Of course I share in the royalties.

Thanks, I try. I'm sorry my rhythm isn't perfect, but what can I say? I've got style baby.

[AWK 0]

The Iron Bowl last year sucked, oh %@#$ whos this Blackmon Kid?

I hope J.P.W.'s pants dont stain as long as Brodies did.

funny, but your rhythm is super sloppy.

I'm sorry DJ Scribble's. Please teach me your ways.

[Fmnstr 0]

The Iron Bowl last year sucked, oh %@#$ whos this Blackmon Kid?

I hope J.P.W.'s pants dont stain as long as Brodies did.

funny, but your rhythm is super sloppy.

I'm sorry DJ Scribble's. Please teach me your ways.

meant no offense, vanilla, you're just not going to get a deal anytime soon. it's all in the delivery. no qualms with your subject matter, though.

[Bluemound Freak 0]

Shula's is runnin down the road trying to regain control he's got 7 wins on his mind!

4 were just lucky, 2 had controversy, 1 he won in Overtime.......

This Job aint eeeeeeasssssy, This Job aint eeeeeeeasssssy!

Don't let the shadows of Ole Bear make you Crazy!

You Will Lose if you don't Win, even though the Bear will never be here again.

And Auburns still in the Top Ten, This Job Aint Easy!

[AU! 0]

Shula's is runnin down the road trying to regain control he's got 7 wins on his mind!

4 were just lucky, 2 had controversy, 1 he won in Overtime.......

This Job aint eeeeeeasssssy, This Job aint eeeeeeeasssssy!

Don't let the shadows of Ole Bear make you Crazy!

You Will Lose if you don't Win, even though the Bear will never be here again.

And Auburns still in the Top Ten, This Job Aint Easy!

Effen BRILLIANT!!!!!

but I really wanna continue the rhyme, I'll be in my studio...

[Bluemound Freak 0]

It should have been Shula's going on the road trying to regain control!

They are in Tiger Stadium..........duh!

[Rocket City Tiger 4]

(to the tune of "Cowboy in Me" by Tim McGraw)

I've got a job that none would like to have,

Cause this team couldn't win with my dad.

But I've set my mind to see this season thru,

F@#$ I just got beaten by Sly Croom.

The Bear's alive, yeah that's what I believe,

I guess that's just the Bammer in me...

Our first defeat came from Arkansas,

Wide right times three equals loss,

Then came the Gators, State and Tennessee,

I guess that's just the Bammer in me.

(Chorus)

The urge to run off tackle thrice,

Seven wins sure sounds nice;

I call the play with foolish pride,

Just to hear them scream Roll Tide,

Second in the state again, yeah that's what I see,

I guess that's just the Bammer in me...

We live in the past when it comes to football,

I guess that's just the Bammer in us all...

[AU! 0]

This would be a lot easier if I could get "The Final Countdown" out of my head, that tune is way too catchy.

To the tune of "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice

Yo Vanilla, kick it one time boyyyyyyyyyyy

Yo Auburn... let's kick it!

Alright stop, and listen real closely,

bama got a new coach back in '03

Somethin'... told me right then,

this would be another year Auburn would win,

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know,

we won in 03, and in 04.

Again in 05 and then we got 4 in a row,

gonna get 5 because Bama's ranked really low.

Burn! you gotta watch for this team

you can ask Brodie, we ruptured his spleen

11 times, we beat them down,

and now we're gonna do it, from out of town.

Deadly Tigers, is what they call us

and we don't deny it, because we balla's

If you gotta problem, you must be dumb,

but after this game we'll show you why you fear the thumb!

Ice Ice baby

Mike's on thin Ice Ice Baby Shula Shula

Mike's on thin Ice Ice Baby

Don't forget Ice Cream Baby Shula Shula.