AU alum 2 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Auburn fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Georgia fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Alabama fan took off his cap and placed it over her "girly" part. The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Auburn cap, replaced it, and recorded some notes. Next, he lifted the Georgia cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Alabamacap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time. The Alabama fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "Hey dude! What are ya, a pervert or something? Why you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking? "No," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Alabama cap...you find an a**hole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATLauburnfan 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Thats GREAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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