Tubs & Richt working together to bring Saban down?

[SouthLink02 8]

This post is floating around the UGA forums.

It was posted on Bama's but deleted and posted again on another Bama forum that I saw and then agreed on by numerous Bama people which absolutely make me shake my head in how people can be so stupid and just so incorrect (referring to the Bama fans agreeing, not all Bama fans)

I mean....there is so much of it that isn't even CORRECT to start with that I don't know if it is even worth getting into.....most of what he wrote about Richt aren't even things he did

I smell a little "back door conspiracy" of sorts between Tuberville and Richt vs .... ISPY02 2008-05-30 07:52:50

Coach Saban. I'll call their union "jointly engaged recruiting killers" or JERKS for short. In any event it is very interesting that this unholy union of the lazy are now signing out of the same hymnal...so to speak. They are in lock step against Coach Saban. Make as little or as much of the following as you will:

There is a great divide and almost open hatred between Coach Dooley, a borderline diety among the older Dogs and the Adams/Richt/AD at UGA. The current group has attempted to marginalize Coach Dooley and his accomplishments. And wash themselves of anyone associated with him. A couple of the older group has managed to hang around and one or two have eased back into the picture but for the most part their is a split. Look at who Coach Saban surronded himself with at LSU...the crux of his staff were Dooley and his hires as head coaches guys. Jones a young defensive coach. Smart a young defensive coach. Searals although he played at au a close friend of the UGA guys. Muschamp a young defensive coach. (Muschamp loves Coach Saban and the violent disagreements and paranoia Tubs had with him are rooted in that). And the coup was the hiring and making of young Derrick Dooley himself. Coach Saban was instrumental in helping DD get the La Tech job and some in Athens are nervously eyeing him. Paranoia, jealousy, envy, fear, you name it when a regime change takes place and all these "previous" guys land at the feet of the new guru.

Who among rival SEC coaches had the biggest life changing "morph" last year...old staid Richt himself. He frankly fears the driving force that has landed to his west at the sleeping giant. First he treats the UA game as some sort of armageddon...closing practice for the first time in history...no talking to the press. Dogs came into Tuscaloosa wild eyed and tore the place apart when they won in overtime. Then he starts making little comments about Kirby Smart taking Hanks and Elder (both of whom they had on hold to sign and place). Then he starts, unfounded as it turns out, rumors of Coach Saban holding tryouts at schools in Georgia, etc. Tubs is standing on the sideline, lurking of course, skinning and grinning, muttering amen under his breath. Richt and Tubs were the driving force behind Coaches not being able to go to High schools in the spring. Why? Because they don't have the energy or the personal "ummphhh" to create the hysteria that Saban and Meyer do. No more or less. BTW this pair were instrumental as well in the text messaging ban simply because neither can connect very well with teens like Meyer can. But be that as it may Richt and Tubs were behind the internet myth of "tryouts". And the "JERKS" lead ban on spring evals by head coaches...known as the Saban rule. Also look at how Richt has tryed to transform his image from The Right Reverand Richt to soul man...solja boy Mark. His potentially disasterous riot scene at Jax was the sign of a man who has placed class, judgement and personal safety of a hundred thousand people behind personal ambition and paranoia. A page right out of the Right Reverant Wright book of personal ambition. And again Tubs is making personally degrading remarks out the side of his mouth about the "types" of people he recruits from battlegrounds like south Florida while the old sly fox points to the "types" of recruits coming from places like Birmingham, Mobile and Gadsden. Those happen to be bound for Tuscaloosa of course. Well keep it up Tom, we'll spot you Shannon, Meyer, and Jimbo's leavings and keep our poor little boys of old Alabama. Which happens by the way to be the 6th leading producer of D1 signees in America. But whatever.

Now comes the little trip to Iraq. Not many duck ponds there but they made a cute pair. Look at me back home folks...we've saved the world from text messaging and coaches getting to know the guidence counselors, teachers and principles of the students that are going to receive hundreds of thousands of grants in aid money and be campus hero's and now we are showing the world we can count to....7???? Although half of my kids back in Athens are in jail or have recently been there and a solid half of the kids back in Auburn can't count to 7 much less read and score double digits on the wonderlic but they give a damn strong book report. And don't they look so fine in their purple suits committing out of East Bumflunked Mississippi Junior college. Some how I don't think the creators of the Auburn creed had that in mind when they put pen to paper describing the Auburn Man. Truly to each his own though.

Face it what we have here is a failure to communicate.

A bunch of mercenary coaches with a bunch of mercenary students appealing to a bunch of fans who want it both ways. The serenity of the Grove with all it represents and this neat little blood lust, ego satisfying thing we call college athletics. What gets to me is the hypocrits. I like the guys who call it what it is...a rat race and the rats are winning! Read what some of the hypocrits said this week in Destin. In an uproar over Coach Saban being "ahead of the curve" one put it over his perfectly legal use of video technology. Meyer of course thinks it's "silly" but he then says he is going to do it...WHAT???? Obviously his capacity for silly is very low but then again he didn't think of it first and his ego is at stake here. And then the RIGHT REV RICHT in all his pomposity has no immediate plans (I'm sure his alums are glad to hear that) but can't resist getting in one last shot. "If it's legal to do then next year I'm sure we'll do it"...ignoring the fact that he is the last human on earth who hasn't heard that it is legal. And of course the Fat One has to raise his ugly head. That icon of virtue who recently breathed a sigh of relief that the statute of limitations has passed when his many taped transgressions and breaking of the rules had to be destroyed per a legal agreement spoke thusly: "if they're going to do it then by damn we're going to do it" ignoring whether or not it is a good idea or will be helpful to his school. But a man whose primary chores the last few years has been to wipe the powdered sugar from his massive lips and make sure he didn't forget to zip up his pants in the aftermath can't be held too accountable. He then adds this gem. "It's like texting, (taking a shot at Meyer) it's just another way to communicate. Somebody will eventually rule it out. That's why the rule book is so thick...out of abuses. So to paraphrase. It's an abuse but we are doing it. But then he telegraphs his intentions of getting on the side of the JERKS and slowing these hard workers down. Richt then admits to making only one high school visit during his five years in Athens. Not sure I would have went there REV. The most visible figure in education in Georgia won't go to their high schools. Jemifreakingney. Too busy practicing your high dives Mark? You only mwalk off with $2M per year REV so earn some of it will you? Get off your lazy, hypocritical azz and do your job. No wonder Coach Dooley sent his boys to train under Saban!!!! I'm tired. And I refuse to proof read this so you grammer police have yourself a ball. BTW, the little set too between Clemson and UA, both on the borders of Georgia can't be getting to you can it REV? Call Tommy...he'll show you some hot spots in Destin where the two of you can relax.

[AUesquire 1]

Can you imagine how much drool spilled out of this mouth-breather while he spent 4 hours typing that with 2 fingers?

It's knuckledraggers like this that give the rest of the country good cause to point and laugh.

[runswithscissors 33]

WOW, i'm not even sure there was a point to that post except for the title.

[Tiger1992 999]

An Alabama (where Saban coaches, by the way) fan calling other school's coaches "mercenary coaches"?

Pot, meet kettle...

[AUesquire 1]

That there is what you call a vast conspiracy. When ole Tubby was out there in Arkansas pretendin' to be lazy and duck huntin' and stuff, he was really usin' them ducks as couriers by attachin' secret coded messages to their webbed feets and sendin' em' to all the other lazy coaches in the SEC. Them messages was all about how they's gonna' bring down Coach Saban, who's workin' harder'n all of em' put together. It's that damn Mark Rick and Fat Fillip Fulmar that's all in the conspiracy with that lazy good for nothin' Tubberviled.

You can take this here for what it's worth but I know it for a FACT.

[RVTiger 0]

The person that wrote that probably graduated with a BS degree from bammer in English. He/she might even have a PhD. Notice all the misspelled words and incorrect grammer. Like I said, that's what kind of education you get at the turdstone. You know the old saying, "it is what it is". Looks like the writer is one smart dude!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AU alum 2]

The statement that really broke me up was "(Muschamp loves Coach Saban and the violent disagreements and paranoia Tubs had with him are rooted in that). ". Where did this idiot get that?

[AUesquire 1]

The statement that really broke me up was "(Muschamp loves Coach Saban and the violent disagreements and paranoia Tubs had with him are rooted in that). ". Where did this idiot get that?

How dare you question this man's integrity and moral perpditude. He knows all this for a FACT. If you choose not to believe his crebdibility, well then Mister, that there is your own personal choice. He knows for a fact what he knows.

[DKW 86 7,425]

The statement that really broke me up was "(Muschamp loves Coach Saban and the violent disagreements and paranoia Tubs had with him are rooted in that). ". Where did this idiot get that?

How dare you question this man's integrity and moral perpditude. He knows all this for a FACT. If you choose not to believe his crebdibility, well then Mister, that there is your own personal choice. He knows for a fact what he knows.

That was the "ludicrous" point for me too. I have talked with CWM. CWM was blamed by Saban for the D problems at Miami and let go. Thats how he ended up at CWM would not piss on Saban if he was on fire.

Folks, this is a guy that is very much the Insider with the Turds. Archie on Rivals reported the poster as disassociated booster Johnson. If many of the people rading that forum even believe 25% of that, they are sorely delusional.

[WAR-MATT 2]

The statement that really broke me up was "(Muschamp loves Coach Saban and the violent disagreements and paranoia Tubs had with him are rooted in that). ". Where did this idiot get that?

How dare you question this man's integrity and moral perpditude. He knows all this for a FACT. If you choose not to believe his crebdibility, well then Mister, that there is your own personal choice. He knows for a fact what he knows.

That was the "ludicrous" point for me too. I have talked with CWM. CWM was blamed by Saban for the D problems at Miami and let go. Thats how he ended up at CWM would not piss on Saban if he was on fire.

Folks, this is a guy that is very much the Insider with the Turds. Archie on Rivals reported the poster as disassociated booster Johnson. If many of the people rading that forum even believe 25% of that, they are sorely delusional.

aka "redfish"....

[OldNewby 27]

Juvenile Extensive Rectal Kissing… or JERKS for short.

Typical of an elephant sycophant.

[au2004ece 30]

Haha, I get it. Tuberville and Richt are so lazy that instead of recruiting the hard way, they will beat Saban the lazy way by enacting this elaborate conspiracy, going all the way to the Middle East, and coaching up football players to actually win football games.

I think this guy is right. If Saban were lazy, he would have coached his team good enough to beat La Monroe last year instead of concentrating on the hard stuff like recruiting.

[Hoopie 6]

I started reading sports blogs/articles on the internet about 18 months ago. I immediately noticed the national ridicule for the Bammer's paranoia and just blew it off as "Yankees not understanding Southerners". I was wrong. These type manuscripts continue to surface and reinforce the paranoid stereotype to the rest of the CFB world . As a born Alabamian, Alabama fan 33 years removed and SEC fan, it's embarrassing.

[WarTim 3,456]

Paranoia has defined west vance for decades now. Nothing really new about this post...really....

[quietfan 233]

come on...everyone knows all anti-spuat conspiracies are led by Phil Fulmer & the federal prosecutors in Memphis...

But thanks for the great laugh to start off my morning!

[SouthLink02 8]

- The Middle East comments are pathetic

- The conspiracy about turning in Saban are internet rumor bullcrap

- The fact that someone believes all of that scares me. I mean, it really does. To think someone can believe so much garbage....wow

[WarTim 3,456]

Welcome to the paranoid world of the average west vancester. This is VERY typical.

[FootballFanatic 4]

This guy must hang out with Shane from finescum.

It reeks of his nonsensical diatribes.

[mcgufcm 4,098]

My favorite was the logic leap that allowing the UGA players onto the field somehow endagered the 100K fans in the stands. Was it totally outside the bounds of acceptable practice? Yes. Was it risky and dumb (as Spurrier pointed out all it takes is one scrub running off the other team's sideline throwing one punch and you're whole team is tossed for leaving the bench during a fight... I have no doubt Steve would've sent the ringer in either)? Yes. But did it put even one fan in danger? No. If the fans want to overreact and get into fist fights based on the game, they put themselves in that mess, not the coach. No matter what he does on the field.