Ranking the SEC's most OBNOXIOUS FANS

[AUBURNJAC 53]

Ranking obnoxious SEC football fans

By Mark Bradley | Thursday, August 21, 2008, 07:51 AM

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Any partisan can nettle a neutral. That’s the difference between passion and dispassion. And I, it must be stipulated, get paid to be neutral. So maybe I’m not the best judge.

On the other hand, I saw my first SEC game in 1969 and covered my first conference game in 1976, and over time I’ve visited each of the league’s 12 outposts. So I’ve had the opportunity to observe and collate, and today, as a preseason public service, I present this ranking of SEC football fans, starting with the least irritating and culminating with the truly insufferable.

12. Mississippi State: The only time State fans get really upset is when you make fun of their rustic town. I know this from experience. But you know what? If I’d have been a Starkvillian and read what I wrote back in 2005, I’d have gotten ticked, too.

11. Kentucky: No, not because I’m an alum. Because, contrary to popular belief, the world’s worst basketball fans actually care about football. Unlike in hoops, though, they’re not ready to fire their coach after a loss. Good thing, since the football ‘Cats lose a lot.

10. Vanderbilt: The best thing about Vandy is its academics. The worst thing about Vandy fans is their insistence in hitting you over the head with those academics. If the Commodores don’t care about winning, why are in they in this cutthroat league?

9. Ole Miss: There really aren’t that many Rebel fans, but half of that number feels the burning need to emulate William Faulkner - he was from Oxford and spent a year at the university - and write long and difficult books about Ole Miss football.

8. LSU: Winning fans tend to be the most overstated, but somehow Tiger backers manage to stay relatively polite even when they’re bragging about all their national championships. Maybe it’s because they know, win or lose, they’ll always have the best food.

7. Tennessee: Being a Kentuckian by birth and a Georgian for 24 years, I’m supposed to be disposed to hate UT fans. Sorry, but I never have. Don’t mind all the orange. Don’t mind hearing “Rocky Top” a thousand times. Don’t know why I don’t, but there it is.

6. South Carolina: Sisyphus would be a Gamecock. These fans keep showing up, sure that this will finally be be their year. When this year turns out no different from all others, they simply shrug and show up the next year. Kind of sad, but also kind of admirable.

5. Arkansas: It was over the top for Hog fans to file Freedom of Information requests to gain access to Houston Nutt’s cell phone records, but it was over the top in an amusing way. One word of warning: Don’t try that stuff with Bobby Petrino. He’ll just up and leave.

4. Alabama: Tide fans used to be the best at being boorish, but now they’re just irrelevant. They don’t have any reason to strut anymore, so they have to make do with whining about how Tennessee cheats twice as much as Bama but never gets penalized for it.

3. Georgia: Too many grown-up Bulldog fans continue to believe that a game cannot be properly enjoyed without consuming mass quantities of alcohol. A tip: Just because you’re going to watch college football doesn’t give you license to act like you’re still in college.

2. Auburn: Taking their lead from the preening Tommy Tuberville, Auburn people won’t shut up about how they’ve come to dominate Alabama. This is precisely the thing that used to frost these same folks when they were being dominated. They have become what they beheld.

1. Florida: Gator fans didn’t become obnoxious when Steve Spurrier started beating everybody. They were obnoxious when their team couldn’t win the SEC to save its life. And for all Floridians still irked by Georgia’s celebration, here are two words to Google: Gator Flop.

LSU #6?????? BAMA #4????? AUBURN #2??????? UF#1??????? Give me a break!

[DCWarEagle 0]

This guy is delusional. He says he has been to all the campuses, but I don't believe him. Auburn is widely known for being very friendly, and he lists us as being the second most obnoxious fans? Only if you are wearing Crimson and yelling "Roll Tide!".

And I know Georgia has taken some hits to their reputation lately, but having them number three is ridiculous. Bama, Tenn and Florida are clear 1-3 in my book. LSU maybe next.

[CircleDrill 178]

Forget Auburn at #2. To have LSU that low shows that he has no clue what he is talking about. Absolutely none.

[AULifer 1]

Mark Bradley is an idiot. I have been reading his junk in the Atlanta paper for a long time. He never knows what he is talking about and this article proves it perfectly. There is no way he has ever been to Neyland or to Baton Rouge as a fan of the visiting team. And for those of you who think UGA fans are not so bad, come to Georgia and pay a little attention - they are getting out of control.

[Ravad 77]

O...come on now, if I have to be honest I think he hit these two dead on;

2. Auburn: Taking their lead from the preening Tommy Tuberville, Auburn people won’t shut up about how they’ve come to dominate Alabama. This is precisely the thing that used to frost these same folks when they were being dominated. They have become what they beheld.

And I hope we contiue to be able tell EVERYONE how we dominate bama for years to come.

4. Alabama: Tide fans used to be the best at being boorish, but now they’re just irrelevant . They don’t have any reason to strut anymore, so they have to make do with whining about how Tennessee cheats twice as much as Bama but never gets penalized for it.

[AUTiger1 0]

Having at no.8 and at no.7????!!!!!!??? I didn't need to read the rest of the list to realize this guy is out of his mind.

[Ravad 77]

Having at no.8 and at no.7????!!!!!!??? I didn't need to read the rest of the list to realize this guy is out of his mind.

haha...and I did not read anyhting but Auburn first and then bama...don't really care what he has to say about the rest.

[BamaGrad03 0]

This is precisely the thing that used to frost these same folks when they were being dominated. They have become what they beheld.

Been saying that for a while now...

[AUBURNJAC 53]

This is precisely the thing that used to frost these same folks when they were being dominated. They have become what they beheld.

Been saying that for a while now...

AND: You're going to be saying it for a while more!

[WarTim 3,456]

This is precisely the thing that used to frost these same folks when they were being dominated. They have become what they beheld.

Been saying that for a while now...

but....You are an "irrelevant" uater, thus, what do you know?.... and...it doesn't matter anyway.......

[aubiescottie 1]

If you look at the comments, he did say this: seems like he had a bad experience one day.

By Mark Bradley

August 21, 2008 8:43 AM | Link to this

I used to think Auburn fans were about the best. I don’t anymore. But maybe that’s just me.

[OldNewby 27]

Mark Bradley has never had a seat in the Alabama or Georgia section at Jordan-Hare.

[SKCAUB 0]

This dude is an absolute MORON. Go back and read the articles from visiting folks, such as that Syracuse writer. They all talk about how well they were treated at Auburn. And UF wasn't bad when I went to Gainesville either. Pretty mellow. SO here are my picks.

#1 LS-Who (not even close...the worst)

#2 Bamar (can't be beaten for arrogance, good or bad team...truly delusional)

#3 (Whiskey bottle throwing) Tennessee

...after that, who cares?